~Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen~

[High_Gravity]

Body of Lies and Starship Troopers.

 

[AllieBaba]

I loved Starship Troopers!

Honestly, I don't watch movies I think are going to be terrible. Hence my avoidance of The Human Centipede.

 

[Sunni Man]

"Eyes Wide Shut"

 

[mudwhistle]

Four Rooms

Bad acting, bad script.

But it had titties so that alone saved it.

 

[AllieBaba]

I think the movie Rob Roy was the most revolting movie I had ever seen at the time, and it remains as a movie I despise.

Jessica Lange and Liam Neeson in a movie primarily about bodily functions, complete with sucking sounds.

I generally love historical flicks with costumes, but it was just really bad.

 

[High_Gravity]

 

[Mr. Peepers]

Oooh. This ones easy - Freddie Got Fingered. Absolutely awful.

 

[boedicca]

Yes, this is an idea sort of stolen from Zona

In your opinion, what is the worst movie you have ever seen??

'Swept Away'. Starring Madonna, directed by her ex-husband Guy Richie.

Just bad acting and a bad script.

There were camp films that were technically worse, but this film had zero redeeming value to it.

Swept Way is truly one of the worst movies ever made, but for pure cinematic torture, Kenneth Anger's "Inauguration of the Pleasure Dome" is even worse.

 

[manifold]

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

 

[Zoom-boing]

Open Water. Oh. Dear. God. It was just horrible.

Fanny and Alexander.

 

[Chris]

Okay Bill or War, Inc.

War, Inc might be worse since it is not even remotely amusing.

 

[RDD_1210]

Passion of the Christ





Calm down, just kidding....never saw it.
I would honestly have to say "Spaced Invaders" or "The Lake House"

 

[boedicca]

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Really? That's a wonderful film.

 

[Dabs]

Open Water. Oh. Dear. God. It was just horrible.

Fanny and Alexander.

My son has this movie. And I am one of those people, that when I ask you, in the middle of a movie, what is going to happen....I am serious, I really want to know what happens!
Even before I watch a movie, if I ask someone to tell me how it ends, I mean tell me how it ends ~LoL~
My son watched this movie, and he asked me if I wanted to watch it.
Naturally I asked him what it was about, and then asked him how it ended.
He knows how deathly afraid I am of large bodies of water...and him telling me how those people were in the Open Water...and then the sharks.....then how the ending was to be.....oh hell no.
He knew I wasn't about to watch that movie, and I never did~

 

[Immanuel]

George of the Jungle followed closely by My Best Friend's Wedding.

Immie

George of the Jungle? That movie made me laugh till I cried.

On the other hand, JAWS gave me a throbbing headache.

The only thing it did for me was make me cry because my wife made me sit through the whole thing.

Immie

 

[Immanuel]

I have to admit that I am flabbergasted that we are three pages into this thread and no liberal has come out and said, "Atlas Shrugged".

Immie

 

[RDD_1210]

I have to admit that I am flabbergasted that we are three pages into this thread and no liberal has come out and said, "Atlas Shrugged".

Immie

On the flipside, none of you cons have said "Sicko" or "Bowling for Columbine"

 

[Immanuel]

I have to admit that I am flabbergasted that we are three pages into this thread and no liberal has come out and said, "Atlas Shrugged".

Immie

On the flipside, none of you cons have said "Sicko" or "Bowling for Columbine"

Well, I have not seen either one of the three, but you do have a point. Fahrenheit 9/11 as well.

Immie

 

[Mr. Peepers]

Do terrible lifetime movies count? I nominate "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger". It's got Tori Spelling in it. Ickpthhhh!!! Great title, though... I think I remember watching it when I was home recuperating from Knee Surgery.

 

[mudwhistle]

Open Water. Oh. Dear. God. It was just horrible.

Fanny and Alexander.

My son has this movie. And I am one of those people, that when I ask you, in the middle of a movie, what is going to happen....I am serious, I really want to know what happens!
Even before I watch a movie, if I ask someone to tell me how it ends, I mean tell me how it ends ~LoL~
My son watched this movie, and he asked me if I wanted to watch it.
Naturally I asked him what it was about, and then asked him how it ended.
He knows how deathly afraid I am of large bodies of water...and him telling me how those people were in the Open Water...and then the sharks.....then how the ending was to be.....oh hell no.
He knew I wasn't about to watch that movie, and I never did~

Speaking of phobias........Snakes On The Plane.