Worst film ever made

[Tommy Tainant]

Films that are so bad that they mesmerise.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show - great if you are watching with a load of drunken students but unwatchable in a sober state.

2. The Patriot - Mel Gibson rewrites the War of Independence as the War to free the slaves. Take a sick bag.

3. Starship Trooper - something vaguely fascist about this piece of crap.

4. Yentl - Babs makes her last film for good reason.

5. Hawk the Slayer - mythical fantasy that misuses a host of great actors including Jack Palance. If you havent seen it then you are in for a treat..

Can you top this list ?

 

[Montrovant]

Films that are so bad that they mesmerise.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show - great if you are watching with a load of drunken students but unwatchable in a sober state.

2. The Patriot - Mel Gibson rewrites the War of Independence as the War to free the slaves. Take a sick bag.

3. Starship Trooper - something vaguely fascist about this piece of crap.

4. Yentl - Babs makes her last film for good reason.

5. Hawk the Slayer - mythical fantasy that misuses a host of great actors including Jack Palance. If you havent seen it then you are in for a treat..

Can you top this list ?

Hah! A friend of mine has watched Hawk the Slayer off and on for years, reveling in how campy and crappy it is.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Hell yeah! Rocky Umpteen!(The latest)

Brokeback Mountain

Yentl (yeah)

Son of the Mask

Reefer Madness

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Films that are so bad that they mesmerise.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show - great if you are watching with a load of drunken students but unwatchable in a sober state.

2. The Patriot - Mel Gibson rewrites the War of Independence as the War to free the slaves. Take a sick bag.

3. Starship Trooper - something vaguely fascist about this piece of crap.

4. Yentl - Babs makes her last film for good reason.

5. Hawk the Slayer - mythical fantasy that misuses a host of great actors including Jack Palance. If you havent seen it then you are in for a treat..

Can you top this list ?

Hah! A friend of mine has watched Hawk the Slayer off and on for years, reveling in how campy and crappy it is.

They aimed for mystical and ended up with a group of actors tramping round the woods looking for a script.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Blair Witch Project

 

[Marion Morrison]

Films that are so bad that they mesmerise.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show - great if you are watching with a load of drunken students but unwatchable in a sober state.

2. The Patriot - Mel Gibson rewrites the War of Independence as the War to free the slaves. Take a sick bag.

3. Starship Trooper - something vaguely fascist about this piece of crap.

4. Yentl - Babs makes her last film for good reason.

5. Hawk the Slayer - mythical fantasy that misuses a host of great actors including Jack Palance. If you havent seen it then you are in for a treat..

Can you top this list ?

Hah! A friend of mine has watched Hawk the Slayer off and on for years, reveling in how campy and crappy it is.

They aimed for mystical and ended up with a group of actors tramping round the woods looking for a script.

You have no idea, you Welsh faggot.

People still gather and watch that movie and throw hot dogs at the screen annually.

That's annually, not anally, you perv.

 

[aaronleland]

Brokeback Mountain

I know, right. How can you concentrate on a movie while working a raging hard on?

 

[Marion Morrison]

Brokeback Mountain

I know, right. How can you concentrate on a movie while working a raging hard on?

 

[gipper]

Films that are so bad that they mesmerise.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show - great if you are watching with a load of drunken students but unwatchable in a sober state.

2. The Patriot - Mel Gibson rewrites the War of Independence as the War to free the slaves. Take a sick bag.

3. Starship Trooper - something vaguely fascist about this piece of crap.

4. Yentl - Babs makes her last film for good reason.

5. Hawk the Slayer - mythical fantasy that misuses a host of great actors including Jack Palance. If you havent seen it then you are in for a treat..

Can you top this list ?

Love The Patriot.

Lots of dead limeys.

 

[Geaux4it]

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Films that are so bad that they mesmerise.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show - great if you are watching with a load of drunken students but unwatchable in a sober state.

2. The Patriot - Mel Gibson rewrites the War of Independence as the War to free the slaves. Take a sick bag.

3. Starship Trooper - something vaguely fascist about this piece of crap.

4. Yentl - Babs makes her last film for good reason.

5. Hawk the Slayer - mythical fantasy that misuses a host of great actors including Jack Palance. If you havent seen it then you are in for a treat..

Can you top this list ?

Hudson Hawk

Howard the Duck

Every M Night Shyamalan movie!

 

[Marion Morrison]

Shaq Fu?

The Alladin Shaq?

 

[bodecea]

Films that are so bad that they mesmerise.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show - great if you are watching with a load of drunken students but unwatchable in a sober state.

2. The Patriot - Mel Gibson rewrites the War of Independence as the War to free the slaves. Take a sick bag.

3. Starship Trooper - something vaguely fascist about this piece of crap.

4. Yentl - Babs makes her last film for good reason.

5. Hawk the Slayer - mythical fantasy that misuses a host of great actors including Jack Palance. If you havent seen it then you are in for a treat..

Can you top this list ?

Song of Norway....Florence Henderson in a cheap Sound of Music knock-off.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Films that are so bad that they mesmerise.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show - great if you are watching with a load of drunken students but unwatchable in a sober state.

2. The Patriot - Mel Gibson rewrites the War of Independence as the War to free the slaves. Take a sick bag.

3. Starship Trooper - something vaguely fascist about this piece of crap.

4. Yentl - Babs makes her last film for good reason.

5. Hawk the Slayer - mythical fantasy that misuses a host of great actors including Jack Palance. If you havent seen it then you are in for a treat..

Can you top this list ?

Hah! A friend of mine has watched Hawk the Slayer off and on for years, reveling in how campy and crappy it is.

They aimed for mystical and ended up with a group of actors tramping round the woods looking for a script.

You have no idea, you Welsh faggot.

People still gather and watch that movie and throw hot dogs at the screen annually.

That's annually, not anally, you perv.

Seriously ? I thought it was just me.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Films that are so bad that they mesmerise.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show - great if you are watching with a load of drunken students but unwatchable in a sober state.

2. The Patriot - Mel Gibson rewrites the War of Independence as the War to free the slaves. Take a sick bag.

3. Starship Trooper - something vaguely fascist about this piece of crap.

4. Yentl - Babs makes her last film for good reason.

5. Hawk the Slayer - mythical fantasy that misuses a host of great actors including Jack Palance. If you havent seen it then you are in for a treat..

Can you top this list ?

Song of Norway....Florence Henderson in a cheap Sound of Music knock-off.

Shocker.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Judge Dredd....I mean c'mon...

 

[Montrovant]

Films that are so bad that they mesmerise.

1. Rocky Horror Picture Show - great if you are watching with a load of drunken students but unwatchable in a sober state.

2. The Patriot - Mel Gibson rewrites the War of Independence as the War to free the slaves. Take a sick bag.

3. Starship Trooper - something vaguely fascist about this piece of crap.

4. Yentl - Babs makes her last film for good reason.

5. Hawk the Slayer - mythical fantasy that misuses a host of great actors including Jack Palance. If you havent seen it then you are in for a treat..

Can you top this list ?

Hudson Hawk

Howard the Duck

Every M Night Shyamalan movie!

Shyamalan has good and bad movies.

 

[petro]

Aramageddon, Lethal Weapon, The Running Man.

 

[godsandmen]

Eegah from 1962

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[Tommy Tainant]

Aramageddon, Lethal Weapon, The Running Man.

Harsh, could make a case for all 3 of those.