Worst Analogies Ever! Too Funny

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    http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/analogies.html

    Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay

     
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    LOL. A girl/boy after my own heart.

    On an exam a few years ago, I wrote "the differences between A and B rest in something that I can't remember right now. Talk about bad timing. Yeah me!" :laugh:
     
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    I think I need to move this to humor! My bad. :teeth:
     
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    * Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
    Jennifer Hart, Arlington

    * The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
    Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

    * His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free
    Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

    Outstanding!
    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
     
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    The last *'d item in Missileman's post comparing a person's thoughts to underpants in a dryer just cracked me up. Tooooo funny!
     
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    Some of these would fit well in a Douglas Adams book.
     

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