women words

dilloduck

Diamond Member
May 8, 2004
53,240
5,805
1,850
Austin, TX
Words Women Use


Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.


Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.


Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".


Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman
is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the
room slowly.

ATTENTION WOMEN----this is a JOKE in the HUMOR section

if you cant' handle it, SAID :finger:
 
dilloduck said:
Words Women Use


Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.


Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.


Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".


Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman
is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the
room slowly.

ATTENTION WOMEN----this is a JOKE in the HUMOR section

if you cant' handle it, SAID :finger:

Yah, and your point is? :laugh:
 
dilloduck said:
Words Women Use


Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.


Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.


Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".


Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman
is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the
room slowly.

ATTENTION WOMEN----this is a JOKE in the HUMOR section

if you cant' handle it, SAID :finger:


Now why in the world you associate little ol' moi with the above? Thanks, that's ok, fine with me, go ahead and think what you want... *sigh*. Now prepare for your demise stupid foo!
 
That somethings are NOT to be taken personally and all the above words can change at any minute.
:clap1:
 
Said1 said:
Now why in the world you associate little ol' moi with the above? Thanks, that's ok, fine with me, go ahead and think what you want... *sigh*. Now prepare for your demise stupid foo!

well I think when you demean SOME people on the board (like how you treat shattered) you should do it in a PM !! :firing: :firing: :firing:
 
Stereotypes being what they are....I can still get a good laugh out of it.
Humor can be biting and really hurtful, in which case is it really humorous???, but this was fun.
 

Forum List

Back
Top