Women-How do you like your men?

[necritan]

Too old!

I know....but my wife seems to care very little about that detail. Weird huh???

 

[Luissa]

I have just never thought he was hot!
I like some older men just not all of them.

 

[Luissa]

I would do anything this guy wanted!

 

[Article 15]

Well?

tall with dark hair.
I strayed away and dated blondes and it was a mistake.
Oh! and they have to be an asshole because god forbid I like a nice guy.

We were doing alright up until that part ... guess I'm out

 

[Luissa]

I like them dirty too!

 

[Luissa]

Well?

tall with dark hair.
I strayed away and dated blondes and it was a mistake.
Oh! and they have to be an asshole because god forbid I like a nice guy.

We were doing alright up until that part ... guess I'm out

I just can't handle it when they are too nice. I want them to stick up for themself but not be a complete dick. You can never find someone who is both!

 

[Plsd2mechu]

I like a Man of Girth.

 

[Luissa]

man I used to hook up with this guy who was hung like a horse but he is stupid as they come. The better they are at sex it seems like the dumber they get, of course not always. This guy was like a porn star though.

 

[DamnYankee]

Sadly, this is what I usually get:

How about this instead?

Much better....

 

[DamnYankee]

Sadly, this is what I usually get:

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http://static.open.salon.com/files/dustin_hoffman_rain_man1218236383.jpg
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsJ/27891-8521.gif

C'mere baby---let the Duck fix things for ya !

Uh oh.... The handyman's back....

 

[DamnYankee]

Sadly, this is what I usually get:

File:Woody Allen portrait 2009.jpg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://static.open.salon.com/files/dustin_hoffman_rain_man1218236383.jpg
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsJ/27891-8521.gif

C'mere baby---let the Duck fix things for ya !

Which one do you look like?

Besides, for months I thought you were a chick. Sort of wrecks the vibe.

Methinks you need to get your vibes checked....

 

[DamnYankee]

Well?

Neutered and obedient ...

Kitten, I keep tryin' to tell ya.... The teacher has to crack the whip and mold 'em into shape....

 

[KittenKoder]

Well?

Neutered and obedient ...

Kitten, I keep tryin' to tell ya.... The teacher has to crack the whip and mold 'em into shape....

When I say neutered ... I mean for real ...

 

[DamnYankee]

Too old!

Hmmm.... Bruce Willis old? Sean Connery is old.... And he's still hot....

 

[DamnYankee]

Neutered and obedient ...

Kitten, I keep tryin' to tell ya.... The teacher has to crack the whip and mold 'em into shape....

When I say neutered ... I mean for real ...

I KNOW you do! It's a waste of good flesh!

 

[KittenKoder]

Kitten, I keep tryin' to tell ya.... The teacher has to crack the whip and mold 'em into shape....

When I say neutered ... I mean for real ...

I KNOW you do! It's a waste of good flesh!

Meh, just toss it on the grill, no more waste!

 

[DamnYankee]

When I say neutered ... I mean for real ...

I KNOW you do! It's a waste of good flesh!

Meh, just toss it on the grill, no more waste!

My way, ithere are always left-overs....

 

[Phoenix]

Val Kilmer.
Tommy Lee Jones. He's not classically beautiful, but he plays polo.

Good choices!

 

[Said1]

Well?

All shapes, sizes, ages etc - although I like a little edge. Must have short hair, c'ept for Jack. Exceptions don't make the rules, though!

 

[tigerbob]

Like my coffee - half black and lukewarm

I hope nobody makes a Michael Jackson joke after that!

Not possible. Michael Jackson has been dead for over a week.

He's no longer lukewarm.

And he hadn't been half black since the mid 90s.