Woman marries her dog (seriously)

[Chimera]

Rick Santorum saw this coming. Gay marriage, man / dog marriage. It was inevitable.

 

[DamnYankee]

Now that would just be expected.

If she gets another puppy, will it be polygamy?

polyandry...

Thanks.... For clearin' that up.... IF she marries again while still married....

 

[DamnYankee]

As a single woman I understand it's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and the dating scene is ruff, but this chick is barking up the wrong tree!

Maybe she is wearing milk-bone underwear.

You sayin' she's a dog?

No, that's her husband.

Ummm.... "dog-eat-dog" does not imply "dog-eat-dog bone"....

 

[random3434]

I guess she got tired of running around in circles chasing tail, and decided she was just going to marry man's best friend, instead of man.

 

[JBeukema]

she likes dogs cause they eat kitty.....

 

[DamnYankee]

she likes dogs cause they eat kitty.....

Dogs eat shit too, JB. You're not makin' a good case here.

 

[DamnYankee]

I guess she got tired of running around in circles chasing tail, and decided she was just going to marry man's best friend, instead of man.

Now you're sayin' she's a dog??? I wouldn't have thought that of you....

 

[alan1]

Maybe she is wearing milk-bone underwear.

You sayin' she's a dog?

No, that's her husband.

Ummm.... "dog-eat-dog" does not imply "dog-eat-dog bone"....

Milk-bone, not dog-bone, try and keep up.
Milk-Bone®

 

[alan1]

she likes dogs cause they eat kitty.....

Dogs eat shit too, JB. You're not makin' a good case here.

Now you are calling her shit.
See how that works?

 

[xsited1]

Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.
...

So what's her USMB handle?

 

[DamnYankee]

You sayin' she's a dog?

No, that's her husband.

Ummm.... "dog-eat-dog" does not imply "dog-eat-dog bone"....

Milk-bone, not dog-bone, try and keep up.
Milk-Bone®

Those ARE dog-bones.... Nice try though.

 

[alan1]

Ummm.... "dog-eat-dog" does not imply "dog-eat-dog bone"....

Milk-bone, not dog-bone, try and keep up.
Milk-Bone®

Those ARE dog-bones.... Nice try though.

Dog bones are what's left over after you serve dog for dinner.

 

[JBeukema]

she likes dogs cause they eat kitty.....

Dogs eat shit too, JB. You're not makin' a good case here.

Maybe she likes that?

She could be a fecalphiliac

Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.
...

So what's her USMB handle?

alliebaba

 

[DamnYankee]

she likes dogs cause they eat kitty.....

Dogs eat shit too, JB. You're not makin' a good case here.

Now you are calling her shit.
See how that works?

Didn't work at all. Example from JB's post:
"She likes dogs cause they eat shit"

Like I said.... JB didn't make a good case with his kitty example.

 

[DamnYankee]

Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.
...

So what's her USMB handle?

HoundHer

 

[alan1]

Dogs eat shit too, JB. You're not makin' a good case here.

Now you are calling her shit.
See how that works?

Didn't work at all. Example from JB's post:
"She likes dogs cause they eat shit"

Like I said.... JB didn't make a good case with his kitty example.

Oh, I get it, it's only fair for you to words in other peoples mouths.
Gotcha.

 

[DamnYankee]

Milk-bone, not dog-bone, try and keep up.
Milk-Bone®

Those ARE dog-bones.... Nice try though.

Dog bones are what's left over after you serve dog for dinner.

No, dog-bones are snacks you feed to dogs, and Milk-Bones are a brand name of dog-bones.

Only the Chinese serve dog for dinner.

 

[DamnYankee]

she likes dogs cause they eat kitty.....

Dogs eat shit too, JB. You're not makin' a good case here.

Maybe she likes that?

She could be a fecalphiliac

I see.... And if you're aunt had testicles, she'd be your uncle....

 

[DamnYankee]

Now you are calling her shit.
See how that works?

Didn't work at all. Example from JB's post:
"She likes dogs cause they eat shit"

Like I said.... JB didn't make a good case with his kitty example.

Oh, I get it, it's only fair for you to words in other peoples mouths.
Gotcha.

You let your own words come rollin' out of your mouth. I'm just here catchin' 'em.

 

[JBeukema]

Only the Chinese serve dog for dinner.

That's racist!


the Vietnamese don't count any more?


fucking bigot....