Will this be the Last Thing You hear God Say?

Discussion in 'Religion and Ethics' started by froggy, Dec 15, 2009.

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    I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
     
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    I have yet to hear the first thing god says.
     
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    Couldn't have said it any better.. :clap2:
     
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    If God really has plan for me, wouldn't he know me?
     
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    He never knew me? Doesnt god know everything? According to your fairy tale, god created me, therefore if i dont believe in him, its his own fault. Hes the one that gave me skepticism and logic, right?

    If it was really that important for me to believe in him, then i guess he should have given me more than dumbass stories told by wild eyed crazy men.
     
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    amrchaos Pentheus torn apart

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    I think everybody is missing the point:

    God talks to Froggy!!

    Hey froggy, ask god "How is it hanging?" for me.

    No--I do not mean the Godbody from a crucifix!!!
     
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    Haven't listened to any burning shrubbery lately?
     
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    eagleseven Quod Erat Demonstrandum

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    More likely, "Hey sexy, ready for eternity?"


    I've always been attracted to all-powerful non-gender-specific deities...
     
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    He knew me in the biblical sense means he had sex with me.
    :shock:
     
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