Faun
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Yeah, suuuure you did. I believe you, but I don't know if anyone else does.LOLOLOLOL"I had long hair and was skateboarding around and stuff."He cornered you at the store? Did you look like a girl or something?
I had long hair and was skateboarding around and stuff.
I'm not tough or anything like that. I'm not putting up with any shit, though. Nope. Just like Louie, "It's go time, bitch."
LOLOLOL
Now you were skateboarding? You've told this tall tale 20 times now and this is the first time you ever mentioned riding a skateboard. Last time, you were "popping wheelies" on your bicycle...
I was popping wheelies and the guy backed me into a corner.
What if.. I was doing both?
I know I didn't punch this guy, his head looked like a boulder. I hit him with a skateboard and ran.
You're such a fucking joke.
So now you didn't punch him?
But here you did...?I know I didn't punch this guy
No, I dropped it and beat his ass, because he left me no choice. Actually it was 1 punch and 1 kick to the jaw to make sure.
Every time you tell this story, it changes.
Long time ago, I'm not going back through posts here to reiterate I hit him...
I hit him.. fuck you.
First you punched him, then you didn't
Then you kicked him, now you hit him with a skateboard.
The you ran home, then you didn't. Then you rode a bike home, then you didn't, then you ran and rode a bike home at the same time.
Tell the story again -- guaranteed, it will change again.