Why Do They Even Bother Running?

22 clowns in their clown car and growing. Cory wants to get above 1% and its not happening. No one really cares what they say anymore. From murderers voting, to collect all guns, to open borders, to the Green New Deal, to reparations, to free college, to free income, to no electoral college, to no pipelines, to no drilling, to no cars, to no ICE, to taking healthcare away from seniors by making Medicare for all for free. The dems are toast in 2020.
 
Ever been to a big industry sponsored car show? Like Tokyo Motor Show or Detroit Auto Show? National elections are similar.
The candidates in the first two or three positions are akin to models of cars that will premier in the coming year.
For example
Joe Biden would be like, the new Camry...with the drivetrain from a '53 Mercury.
Kamala Harris would be a Tata Harrier, converted to run on ganja and grape drank.
Bernie Sanders would be a new Kosher hot dog cart that was engineered to leak down its strut.
However, as with any large car show there would be a concept car section. Part of the purpose of concept cars is to provide some insight on the technologies that manufacturers and engineering firms hope to present to the consumer over the coming years. Likewise, [politicians introduce policies that may seem a bit 'out there' right now...to prep the sheep for that big veiny political cock that is going to be re arranging their intestines in the coming decades.

Cory Booker, would be a concept car. You can think of Cory as a Fiat 500 Abarth that runs exclusively on teen semen.
 

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