Why do men die first?

[Two Thumbs]

After many years of constant and vigorous research, I have solved why men die first.

The following evidence, nay PROOF, will make it clear to all;

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet . .. its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ...you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape .. you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers .. you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache .. you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Why do men die first ?

Because they want to.

 

[ekrem]

If you become older the hormones which function primarily for men decrease and the hormones which primarily have a function for women increase.

 

[Cuyo]

I'm convinced we quite literally get nagged to death.

 

[percysunshine]

European males are wimps. Everyone knows that.

 

[waltky]

Uncle Ferd says...

... is `cause womens aggrievate `em to death.

 

[ekrem]

 

[Two Thumbs]

'Member when we were boys, and when we made a mess and didn't want to clean it up, our moms would tell us;

"When you own a house of your own, you can leave your stuff out anywhere you like."

How'd that work out?

 

[Granny]

 

[Mad Scientist]

Men lead, women follow.

 

[percysunshine]

Men lead, women follow.

...cautiously...chuckle

 

[spectrumc01]

After checking the room to make sure my wife is not here I will now say, I don't believe death will even stop them. Eventually they die to and follow us into the after life where they will complain we left without them.

 

[jillian]

Men lead, women follow.

you're single, huh?

 

[percysunshine]

Men lead, women follow.

you're single, huh?

Whoa...we need a dating thread.

 

[ekrem]

This picture is a bit unrealistic, because the female bird's chaw muscles are stronger then the small foot of the left male bird.
Male birds are not able to make female birds shut up that way.

 

[percysunshine]

This picture is a bit unrealistic, because the female bird's chaw muscles are stronger then the small foot of the left male bird.
Male birds are not able to make female birds shut up that way.

Yeah, and his testicles are exposed.

 

[Wiseacre]

After checking the room to make sure my wife is not here I will now say, I don't believe death will even stop them. Eventually they die to and follow us into the after life where they will complain we left without them.

Right there with ya bro. Had to rep ya for this one, too funny. Even though I doubt we agree on much politically, credit should be given when due.