Who would you vote for in a French style presidential election first round?

[frigidweirdo]

So, the French have a run off system. You vote for whoever you like in the first round, and then the two candidates with the most votes get to go into the run off, and then you vote again for one of the two candidates left like 2 weeks later.

You're voting only in the first round. If you vote Green Party, this doesn't mean that Republican scum will win in 2 weeks time.

So who would you vote for?

The rules are:
1) You can vote for whoever you like
2) If you post, say WHY you're voting for this person, what policies they have (if any) that you support, and why the other candidates's policies aren't as good.

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Here is a list of all the candidates.

http://austinpetersen2016.com/
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John McAfee: Libertarian For President
Rhett Smith for President 2016
Darryl W. Perry 2016
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http://shawnasterling.org/
Keenan Wallace Dunham for President 2016
Joey Berry for President - Home
http://www.votebrianbriggsforpresident.com/
THOMAS "P" CLEMENTS
http://www.malisiagarciaforpresident.us/
http://www.kevinmccormick2016.com/
https://rwm4prez2012.wordpress.com/
http://unrepublican.com/

You can also say you'll vote for Heidi Zeman, but it was a choice between not having Republican scum on the poll or her, and I figured some people would get upset if I missed Republican scum off.

https://www.heidizeman.com/

Personally I'm going for Derrick Michael Reid, just check out his website for why, I mean, he should have be a horror actor.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

None of the above.

 

[Pogo]

Brigette Bardot?

 

[Pogo]

Wait ---- does that list actually say "Mike Shannon"? AYFKM, Mike Shannon?

 

[frigidweirdo]

Brigette Bardot?

Not an option, isn't she dead anyway? (I have no idea, but I'd assume, but sometimes make an ass out of myself thinking people are dead, like I thought Justin Beaver was dead, only to find out it was just a great dream).

 

[frigidweirdo]

Wait ---- does that list actually say "Mike Shannon"? AYFKM, Mike Shannon?

You can go to the link for his website. It has John McCrazyAfee on there.

 

[waltky]

Fifi LaRue...

... would be Uncle Ferd's first pick.

 

[Alan Stallion]

Tom Hoefling.
Will defend religious liberty and defend the civil rights of pre-born children.

 

[Pogo]

Brigette Bardot?

Not an option, isn't she dead anyway? (I have no idea, but I'd assume, but sometimes make an ass out of myself thinking people are dead, like I thought Justin Beaver was dead, only to find out it was just a great dream).

Pas du tout. But she is over 80 now.

 

[Pogo]

Wait ---- does that list actually say "Mike Shannon"? AYFKM, Mike Shannon?

You can go to the link for his website. It has John McCrazyAfee on there.

Didn't find him on the McAfee site. That would be a hoot though -- the guy who referred to a Japanese player as "the biggest thing to hit Japan since they dropped that bomb on Nagashima" ... famous for malaprops like "I've heard it said that if you know English, Spanish, Italian, and I think it's French, you can go just about anywhere ... except China where they have all those derelicts" and "the crowd's on their feet for the Canadian star spangled banner".

 

[frigidweirdo]

Brigette Bardot?

Not an option, isn't she dead anyway? (I have no idea, but I'd assume, but sometimes make an ass out of myself thinking people are dead, like I thought Justin Beaver was dead, only to find out it was just a great dream).

Pas du tout. But she is over 80 now.

Oh well, as long as she takes Beaver with her when she goes.

 

[frigidweirdo]

This thread shows exactly what is wrong with US politics. People just don't have a clue. They don't know who these people are, they're going to vote Republican or Democrat and can't think beyond this.

Three votes....

 

[Pogo]

This thread shows exactly what is wrong with US politics. People just don't have a clue. They don't know who these people are, they're going to vote Republican or Democrat and can't think beyond this.

Three votes....

I know who Mike Shannon is.

 

[frigidweirdo]

This thread shows exactly what is wrong with US politics. People just don't have a clue. They don't know who these people are, they're going to vote Republican or Democrat and can't think beyond this.

Three votes....

I know who Mike Shannon is.

Quarter back for he New York Yankees, right?

 

[blackhawk]

Bugs Bunny we are going to have a cartoon character as our next President no matter who wins in November so I might as well vote for one I actually like.

 

[frigidweirdo]

Bugs Bunny we are going to have a cartoon character as our next President no matter who wins in November so I might as well vote for one I actually like.

But that wasn't the point of the thread. The point was, who would you vote for in the first round of a french style presidential election.

 

[miketx]

I disagree with anything French.

 

[Pogo]

I disagree with anything French.

Call it Louisiana style then.

 

[blackhawk]

Bugs Bunny we are going to have a cartoon character as our next President no matter who wins in November so I might as well vote for one I actually like.

But that wasn't the point of the thread. The point was, who would you vote for in the first round of a french style presidential election.

If we ever have a French style election I will let you know until then I'm sticking with Bugs.

 

[frigidweirdo]

Bugs Bunny we are going to have a cartoon character as our next President no matter who wins in November so I might as well vote for one I actually like.

But that wasn't the point of the thread. The point was, who would you vote for in the first round of a french style presidential election.

If we ever have a French style election I will let you know until then I'm sticking with Bugs.

I getting depressed.