Who will win the 4th and 5th starter spot for the Yankees

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    What screen name does yer mama use?
     
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    Finally. Some who at least knows a tiny bit about baseball. Did that nice looking young lady in your avatar teach you that or did you figure it out all on your own, Dogface?

    I guess I shouldn't be too critical though. You are from Baltimore. They haven't had a decent manager since the late Earl Weaver. A great baseball mind and a true gentleman.
     
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    The Babe himself imparted that wisdom to all who hail from B'more, his hometown, Nowhere Man.
     
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    What? You're trying to impress me with Beatles song titles? Pfft. I'm Everywhere Man.

    What's with the oh so clever B'more? More like B' Less.

    So what if The Babe was born in Baltimore? He played for the Terrapins for a grand total of about five minutes. Everyone comes from somewhere. We don't hold it against Ruth for having a shady heritage.

    You should go back to letting the nice lady type. You're butchering this, Junior.
     
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    My mother doesn't use a screen name. She swings a Rod Carew bat and if you're not careful she might let me use it one day when i'm a big boy.
     
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    What's wrong with Baltimore? I may live in New Mexico but I can assure you I have first hand knowledge that the people of that city are strong and hard working and just want a chance to succeed. I'd get into the politics of it all and tell you how progressives could save Baltimore but that's not why we're here. This is a baseball site after all.
     
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    I have no doubt your mama swings a "bat". I would have guessed it was her own, though.

    We'll talk about you when you get out of diapers.

    For now, where's your avatar? I would think anyone who's as much of a sissy as you are should be forced to wear a derby hat.
     
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    It's just like the Yankees political forum all over again. Don't you EVER listen? I already told everyone what's wrong with Baltimore. The only decent manager they ever had or ever will have is gone.

    RIP Earl Weaver. A true gentleman.

    If you don't start listening, I might stop being polite. Even someone as gracious as I might put proper etiquette aside if pressed too far.
     

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