Where's the Romance.. ?

[Lumpy 1]

When life seems to be getting dull and you're just going through the motions, it's time for a change.

My favorite romantic renewal date is a trip to the beach.

I make reservation at some beach front hotel.. We leave early enough to go shopping for wine, fruit, cheese, smoked salmon, chocolate, dessert , etc and have a picnic on the beach. After that we check into the hotel, get a shower.......... then get another shower.

Then go out for a good dinner, great conversation and head out for the sunset..

There's much more of course...

 

[Sherry]

Are you trying to drive Frogen out of his fucking mind??

 

[strollingbones]

Are you trying to drive Frogen out of his fucking mind??

no, thats my job

 

[Lumpy 1]

Are you trying to drive Frogen out of his fucking mind??

I hate to keep teasing him but what can I do..

 

[Lumpy 1]

Are you trying to drive Frogen out of his fucking mind??

no, thats my job

.. We could temporarily team up.. I doubt he'd survive though...

 

[Sherry]

Damn, this thread is already headed for a threesome.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Damn, this thread is already headed for a threesome.

Not so fast.. Hellbitch (I feel uncomfortable saying that) is more than pissed at me.. sad really.

 

[Sherry]

Damn, this thread is already headed for a threesome.

Not so fast.. Hellbitch (I feel uncomfortable saying that) is more than pissed at me.. sad really.

Oh well, then put Frogen in the middle.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Sheez and here I thought the Gals would appreciate a little romance..

 

[AquaAthena]

When life seems to be getting dull and you're just going through the motions, it's time for a change.

My favorite romantic renewal date is a trip to the beach.

I make reservation at some beach front hotel.. We leave early enough to go shopping for wine, fruit, cheese, smoked salmon, chocolate, dessert , etc and have a picnic on the beach. After that we check into the hotel, get a shower.......... then get another shower.

Then go out for a good dinner, great conversation and head out for the sunset..

There's much more of course...

Sounds wonderful...

I like nighttime road trips with a road warrior.....

 

[Sherry]

When life seems to be getting dull and you're just going through the motions, it's time for a change.

My favorite romantic renewal date is a trip to the beach.

I make reservation at some beach front hotel.. We leave early enough to go shopping for wine, fruit, cheese, smoked salmon, chocolate, dessert , etc and have a picnic on the beach. After that we check into the hotel, get a shower.......... then get another shower.

Then go out for a good dinner, great conversation and head out for the sunset..

There's much more of course...

Sounds wonderful...

I like nighttime road trips with a road warrior.....

You must be part of the 15%.

 

[Ringel05]

Hey, at least he wasn't asking where the bromance was........

 

[Colin]

Romance is alive and well as this story proves:

A New Zealander was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze
was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the
sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Kiwi.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but
there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman
the man had ever seen.

She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her
back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening
beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and,
realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman,
cautiously, and whispered in her ear,

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

 

[JW Frogen]

Oh well, then put Frogen in the middle.

Did someone order double meat?

 

[gslack]

Romance = the thing leading to sex..... LOL, just sayin...

 

[JW Frogen]

Not sure, there are some women from my past I still want desperately, dream about, pine for.

And we never had sex.

Well, not together, I have been blessed with a very good imagination and a kung fu grip.

 

[Samson]

Are you trying to drive Frogen out of his fucking mind??

Short Drive.

 

[gslack]

Not sure, there are some women from my past I still want desperately, dream about, pine for.

And we never had sex.

Well, not together, I have been blessed with a very good imagination and a kung fu grip.

Hey they gave it to GI Joe for a reason....

 

[JW Frogen]

Hey they gave it to GI Joe for a reason....

They know those deployments would be long and lonely.

 

[gslack]

Hey they gave it to GI Joe for a reason....

They know those deployments would be long and lonely.

LOL, and Barbie required a firm hand.... THe lil minx....