Madeline
Rookie
- Banned
- #1
Well, gay marriage has been legal again in California for (almost) 48 hours. Let's have some early reports of the devastation wrought by this decision.
* Who's getting divorced because of it?
* How many of your kids have "decided" to become gay in the last 48 hours?
* Anyone's pastor, preacher, rabbi or priest gone nuts from being pestered to perform gay marriage ceremonies yet?
* How many hetero marriages have been "disrespected"?
* How many pets have gotten sick over the news?
* Anyone noticed a slow down in trash collection?
* Has your morning cereal stopped doing that fiber thing?
What's the damage count so far???????????
HUH?
* Who's getting divorced because of it?
* How many of your kids have "decided" to become gay in the last 48 hours?
* Anyone's pastor, preacher, rabbi or priest gone nuts from being pestered to perform gay marriage ceremonies yet?
* How many hetero marriages have been "disrespected"?
* How many pets have gotten sick over the news?
* Anyone noticed a slow down in trash collection?
* Has your morning cereal stopped doing that fiber thing?
What's the damage count so far???????????
HUH?