Where's Darwin when you need him?

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    MARCH 3--Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, last Saturday called police to complain that a cashier--citing a McDonald's all sales are final policy--would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." Goodman noted, "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets,"

    A McNuggets "Emergency" - March 3, 3009
     
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    There's a joke here, but since it is considered racist by some people to imply that blacks like chicken (in this case, fried McNuggets), I won't say anything.
     
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    Well, it was funny until xhead chimed in with his ugly slur.

    For the record, it wasn't me!
     
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    never thought it was. :eusa_angel:

    stupidity transcends race.
     
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    "Chicken and waffles."
     
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    I didn't say anything. :eusa_shhh:
     
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    McWhatthefuck!!!

    Isn't there a fine for misusing the 911 system?
     
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    i believe there is.
     
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    Remember this?

    "Scottsdale Mayor is lost on 911 use"

    Mayor Kathryn "Sam" Campana admits calling 911 about six times since her election in April 1996. She was not calling for medical assistance, however; she was calling for directions to city functions. She did this after failing to get through on non-emergency lines. Since then, she has been given three private telephone lines for use the next time she gets "lost." Her last call came in on August 14th. when the emergency lines were taxed due to a power outage from a storm. She was politely reminded of the use of the 911 network by Police Chief Micheal Heidingsfield.

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    no, i didn't. did mccain's brother flip out on the 911 operator?
     

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