What's the protocol if you see someone vomit in public?

[theDoctorisIn]

Well, if you're close enough to see some vomit in public, then you've clearly been infected by the magical flying ebola virus, and need to immediately turn yourself in to be quarantined for at least 6 months, cause I've heard it can stay alive in semen for that long...

 

[Mr. H.]

 

[Dot Com]

Whatever Chris Rock would have done in The Fifth Element...

...can't help but feel this is a trick question.

Tucker. Chris Tucker...

saveliberty thinks all blacks look alike. Surprised?

 

[WinterBorn]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Do not eat, touch, snort, play in, or have sex with the vomit. You should be fine.

 

[Politico]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Walk the other way.

 

[waltky]

Call the janitor...

... let him clean it up.

 

[Dot Com]

Looks like the Repub media has toned-it-down now for some reason?

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Hold your breath until well clear of it. Anything you can smell you're inhaling particles of it.

 

[Ravi]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Hold your breath until well clear of it. Anything you can smell you're inhaling particles of it.

I hope you are being sarcastic because that is simply untrue and nothing but magical thinking from olden times.