What's in a name!

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    Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years
    they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their
    activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
    One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said,
    'Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long
    time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought,
    but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' Her friend
    glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at
    her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
     
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    On my way to lunch, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out.
    I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home.
    He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes,
    sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.'
    I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?'
    She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite brownies
    and then makes love to me for half the afternoon...
    I said, 'Well, why are you crying?'
    She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert
    and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.'
    I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?'
    She said, 'I can't remember where I live!'
     

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