butts I won't is the old standby line of : What this Country needs is
A good * nickle cigar.Or 10 cent hamburger.Er frankfurter.
I never had me a frankfurter.But my father found an authentic
butcher from germany who had a butcher store in the vicinity
of where he worked.This butcher managed to lug his weiner
machine stateside and voila.The best and most juicy real weiners
on earth.Or at least in Cleveland { home to the famous Parma
neighborhood }. Where Ghoulardi { Late Night Horror Movie Host }
did his thing.Like wearing a white lab coat,funny space green wig and
van dyke beard.Sometimes rode his motorcycle in the halls of WJW's TV
bldg.Plus of course shooting-off firecrackers like a mad man.In his darkly-lit
shock theatre studio { try room }.
Ghoulardi got such a kick out of parading {try mocking } Parma.
A middle class white neighborhood chockfull of those of the
Polish persuation.For those in need of a diet requiring Kielbasa.
Ghoulardi being the inventive Beat { beatnik } using catch phrases
like " ova-dey " and " Stay sick,Turn Blue " plus " Knif " { fink turned backward }.
His act was borderline addictive.Out of this world.Way before any
Mystery Science Theatre.
So what does a good nickle cigar,10 cent hamburger and home-made
weiners have to do with Politics.I say we got us a gaggle of " Knifs "
running this country.Rat finks to be less polite.Who wouldn't know\
good weiners from a good cigar or the value of a good vehicle.
Electric cars aren't the answer.Helping Ukraine is a purposeful distraction
that deflects from our { United States } problems.Like everything.
Weakened Military.Open borders.Falling dollar and number one
superpower.Supply chain issues and mounting CPI and Inflationary
trends.Redefining the language and even tampering with birth
certificates by Physicians who have gone Woke with gender craziness.
Lets get back to the Good Old Days.Where simple pleasures like a good
cigar, affordable and juicy hamburgers and hot dogs are plentiful.Plus
ordinary beer { s'not some trendy Craft brews with funny names and ingredients }.
And where truly unique characters like a Ghoulardi wear funny colored wigs
of green or purple.Not every day but on his Shock Movie Theatre set.
Be For Real
A good * nickle cigar.Or 10 cent hamburger.Er frankfurter.
I never had me a frankfurter.But my father found an authentic
butcher from germany who had a butcher store in the vicinity
of where he worked.This butcher managed to lug his weiner
machine stateside and voila.The best and most juicy real weiners
on earth.Or at least in Cleveland { home to the famous Parma
neighborhood }. Where Ghoulardi { Late Night Horror Movie Host }
did his thing.Like wearing a white lab coat,funny space green wig and
van dyke beard.Sometimes rode his motorcycle in the halls of WJW's TV
bldg.Plus of course shooting-off firecrackers like a mad man.In his darkly-lit
shock theatre studio { try room }.
Ghoulardi got such a kick out of parading {try mocking } Parma.
A middle class white neighborhood chockfull of those of the
Polish persuation.For those in need of a diet requiring Kielbasa.
Ghoulardi being the inventive Beat { beatnik } using catch phrases
like " ova-dey " and " Stay sick,Turn Blue " plus " Knif " { fink turned backward }.
His act was borderline addictive.Out of this world.Way before any
Mystery Science Theatre.
So what does a good nickle cigar,10 cent hamburger and home-made
weiners have to do with Politics.I say we got us a gaggle of " Knifs "
running this country.Rat finks to be less polite.Who wouldn't know\
good weiners from a good cigar or the value of a good vehicle.
Electric cars aren't the answer.Helping Ukraine is a purposeful distraction
that deflects from our { United States } problems.Like everything.
Weakened Military.Open borders.Falling dollar and number one
superpower.Supply chain issues and mounting CPI and Inflationary
trends.Redefining the language and even tampering with birth
certificates by Physicians who have gone Woke with gender craziness.
Lets get back to the Good Old Days.Where simple pleasures like a good
cigar, affordable and juicy hamburgers and hot dogs are plentiful.Plus
ordinary beer { s'not some trendy Craft brews with funny names and ingredients }.
And where truly unique characters like a Ghoulardi wear funny colored wigs
of green or purple.Not every day but on his Shock Movie Theatre set.
Be For Real
