What I am Thankful For - Top 50 List

[Lord Long Rod]

Hello, and happy Thanksgiving everyone (even the miserable leftist scourge that hate everything). I have been giving some thought today about the things I am thankful for. I have compiled a list, though it is not all inclusive and are not necessarily any particular order.

1. My health - no major problems for 53 years.
2. The health, wellbeing, and happiness of my family.
3. My dogs.
4. My guns and motorcycles.
5. The great institution of divorce.
6. Tuna sushi.
7. Bat-shit crazy 20-30yr old women who I can talk into letting me bang them.
8. My success and prosperity in life.
9. Coffee, black.
10. Smoked meat
11. Baseball
12. Ronald Reagan
13. My huge wang
14. That I did not die in my car accident back in the summer
15. “The Human Centipede, Part 3”
16. Fly fishing
17. Asian porn
18. The U.S. Constitution
19. My watch collection (mechanical)
20. Peloton (for keeping chicks in shape)
21. Deathcore metal
22. My new Nissan 370Z
23. The south
24. Type O Negative, the band
25. The AK-74
26. Dumb Latina chicks
27. Scotch
28. Padron Maduros
29. Doggy style
30. Meeting porn star Asa
31. Friedrich Nietzsche
32. The facial money shot
33. Back scratchers
34. Freedom
35. Non-ethanol gasoline
36. Drunk lesbians
37. Satellite radio
38. Bluegrass music
39. Hustler magazine
40. The First Amendment
41. Fried chicken livers
42. Cypress swamps
43. Horny chicks
44. The guitar solo
45. Chickens
46. Driving fast
47. Screwing
48. Air conditioning
49. Almonds
50. Capitalism

 

[sparky]

I'm thankful ...no....husband was .....every shot doing the dishes.....~S~

 

[EvilCat Breath]

I am thankful the the son and daughter-in-law are at her son's. I am having traditional Chinese take out and watching the Dog Show. Peace. That's what I'm thankful for.