Now, my attention has been drawn to the etiquette of introducing yourself to your fellow malcontents, malevolents and all-round nice guys and girls. Apologies for this, how shall we say, oversight. So, greetings, America. I'm in no doubt it'll be a pleasure getting to know you all a bit better. And subsequently discovering which buttons to pus...er, sorry, I meant invite reasoned arguements. Now, a bit about myself. In the past on other message boards I've sometimes been accused of being an online smart arse. Or, in other words: a troll. Now, let me tell you now. I am most certainly not a troll of any sort. Naturally I enjoy some of the more eloquent efforts at online trouble making. But who doesn't, if the offender/suspect makes a good case. I personally have never engaged in any sedition amongst online communities. Though nonetheless, I'm told that it's capital sport. So, here's to a colourful future.