What God Said

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    I was talking to God the other day and he said Americans should be taking care of the poor in his nation, instead of abandoning them. God said you are to take in a homeless family and share your wealth with them. I was surprised to hear him say that tithing was not enough in this cruel times, and people shouldn't have to suffer for the devil's handy work. So I thought I would pass that along as inspiration to do what God says to do, in order to have your crown in heaven.
     
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    We are supposed to be the Gimel, going out of the Bet with the Aleph, in search of the Dalet.
     
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    And just what were you smoking when you were having this conversation with God?
     
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    God told me he was just fucking with you.
     
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    Actually, what the OP wrote is reflected in the Torah (the "omer"), as well as in what my big brother Yeshua taught.

    Nope.........smoking not required.
     
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    Jesus needs to get a job

    fuckin' hippie bum
     
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    Get back to me when ya take a family in OK? :doubt:
     
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    God was with me the other day, fishing on Lake Carlisle. He didn't say anything all day, except for one time when he said, "Me Damn it, we should have gone to Lake Pontchartrain, the fuckin' fish are biting there".
     
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    I see no evidence of us abandoning the poor. I see quite a number of people stepping up actually.
     
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    That wasn't god, it was Charlie O'Reilly...but its an easy mistake to make :eusa_eh:
     

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