What Do You Call A Chinese Woman...

[RoshawnMarkwees]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

 

[frigidweirdo]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

 

[S.J.]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs?

Matt

 

[S.J.]

A man with no arms and legs in a bath tub?

Bob

 

[The Breeze]

What do you call a man in a swimming pool with no arms and no legs. Bob

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

Wrong.
And my thread is in response to the Chinese hacker who hijacked this forum temporarily.

 

[theliq]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

But two Wongs don't make it Right

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

What do you call a man in a swimming pool with no arms and no legs. Bob

And one who hangs on a wall?

Art.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. He isn't gonna come to you.

 

[frigidweirdo]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

Wrong.
And my thread is in response to the Chinese hacker who hijacked this forum temporarily.

Not wrong at all.

I speak Chinese.

 

[frigidweirdo]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

But two Wongs don't make it Right

Wong is Cantonese, Wang is Mandarin. At least you got yours right as Cantonese is the "dialect" of GuangDong which is in China.

 

[JoeMoma]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

Wrong.
And my thread is in response to the Chinese hacker who hijacked this forum temporarily.

Not wrong at all.

I speak Chinese.

No one can understand me when I speak Chinese.

 

[theliq]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

But two Wongs don't make it Right

Wong is Cantonese, Wang is Mandarin. At least you got yours right as Cantonese is the "dialect" of GuangDong which is in China.

Well here in Australia we know our Wongs from our Wangs,we do a lot of trade with all parts of China and Nippon for that matter.....steve

 

[usmbguest5318]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

If you hadn't written the above, frigidweirdo, I wouldn't have had any idea what he was talking about.

I'd have gotten it had the answer been "Eileen," though that answer would have worked without the ethnic association. Truly, I'm not sure why the joke needed any ethnic element.

 

[usmbguest5318]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

Wrong.
And my thread is in response to the Chinese hacker who hijacked this forum temporarily.

Not wrong at all.

I speak Chinese.

No one can understand me when I speak Chinese.

Is your Mandarin so bad that even Chinese people don't understand you? LOL

 

[Erinwltr]

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. He isn't gonna come to you.

Dementedly funny.

 

[DOTR]

Like USMB wasn’t already overrun with leftists we now have Chicoms in the mix?

 

[frigidweirdo]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

Wrong.
And my thread is in response to the Chinese hacker who hijacked this forum temporarily.

Not wrong at all.

I speak Chinese.

No one can understand me when I speak Chinese.

Well that's usual, the tones are hard as anything.

 

[frigidweirdo]

...with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

You might be thinking Japanese. The Chinese don't have problems pronouncing the letter L.

If you hadn't written the above, frigidweirdo, I wouldn't have had any idea what he was talking about.

I'd have gotten it had the answer been "Eileen," though that answer would have worked without the ethnic association. Truly, I'm not sure why the joke needed any ethnic element.

Well, some people just think they're being smart with jokes

I was out one night and there was this guy who was drunk. He was trying to tell this joke about Penguins and Polar Bears and I was like, they live on the other side of the world from each other..... he was too drunk to be able to cope with such information.

 

[ChrisL]

In your mailbox? Bill.

In the leaves? Russell.