What Did You Do In The War On Terror, Daddy

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    By Clarice Feldman

    Democrats in Congress are insisting that funds budgeted for
    intelligence be diverted to the study of global climate warming.

    That was the last thing I read before my head hit the pillow and
    probably explains the nightmare that followed:

    October 30, 2008,Washington (AP) Nuclear devices have caused untold
    havoc in Los Angeles, New York. Chicago and Washington, D.C. Operating
    on an emergency broadcasting network from a hidden location outside
    the Capital, the President declared a State of Emergency. National
    Guard troops and emergency medical teams are aiding local police and
    fire departments in emergency evacuations of all three cities.
    Homeland Security is directing supplies to evacuation centers but do
    not believe supplies can reach those trapped inside those cities for
    several days.

    "It is not yet certain who was behind the attacks but the markings on
    two devices which failed to detonate were in Farsi," said unnamed
    sources inside the Langley, Virginia Frank Church memorial bunker of
    the Climate Intelligence Agency, the former Central Intelligence
    Agency, renamed last year as part of the Intelligence Authorization
    Bill passed by the Democratic Congress. "At least we think it was
    Farsi, he added, explaining, "we had to replace all our Farsi speakers
    with Sheryl Crow and Laurie David under the new law."

    The attack happened as the Agency head was meeting with Area Studies
    professors in Durham North Carolina to issue a joint proclamation
    accusing white male athletes of systematically raping the planet and
    using more than their allotted share of carbon dioxide emissions. "All
    the huffing and panting and busing from one event to another places
    them just under bovine flatulence in the scale of polluters," charged
    Jennifer Broadhurst, Chair of the Professors for Fair Share Emissions,
    a public interest group.

    Former Vice-President Gore had been scheduled to address the meeting
    but his Gulfstream Jet was stalled on the ground in Kyoto because of
    an unexplained problem respecting the credit card he was using to pay
    for the carbon offsets for the trip.

    In the Congressional bunker at another undisclosed location,
    Congressman Henry Waxman said, "As soon as we can dig our way out of
    this, I am holding hearings to determine whether the outing of Plame
    is behind this massive intelligence failure." He indicated he'd been
    in contact with Richard Clarke who asserted that he had warned the
    President that "someday, somewhere, somehow, something bad was going
    to happen."

    Senator Schumer demanded to know, "Who is responsible for this?" He
    hinted that a subpoena of Karl Rove's emails to the RNC and a voter in
    Boise made reference to a Persian Cat. "I can't prove it, but a
    circumstantial case could be made that this shows he knew what was
    about to befall us and kept quiet to effect the election."

    Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee for President issued a
    statement from her headquarters blaming Bush, "When we voted for this
    the President should have known it was stupid and stopped us. If we'd
    known now what we should have known then if we'd read the intelligence
    reports we were given we wouldn't have passed this. A leader would
    have called us into the Oval Office and read it out loud to us."*

    There was no word from the Republican nominee who reportedly had
    rolled up his sleeves and joined the rescue party in the Capital.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2007/05/what_did_you_do_in_the_war_on.html
     
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    Son of a liberal: What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?

    Liberal father: I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals.
     
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    Son of a Conservative..."What did you do in the war on terror daddy?"

    Conservative father "I stuck my head up my arse and let Conservative pundits do my thinking for me!":eusa_clap:
     
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    we are not the appeasers - libs are
     
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    No, we're not. You're spouting shit, still. So take your crap and stuff it where the sun never shines, right up there next to your head. We do, however, want to see our troops extricated from a civil war, and brought home so they can, you know...<b>PROTECT THE HOMELAND</b>! We can better prevent the nightmare scenario your right-wing butt-buddy describes if our troops are here and our borders secure than we can if our they are caught in the quagmire of Iraq.

    The intermittent, random contact between the two wires flopping around in your head DOES NOT constitute original thought any more than your cut-and-pastes do. And most of them are lacking any thread of originality as they are simply parroting or repackaging White House talking points.
     
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    Appeasers said the same thing in the 1930's about Hitler

    and 50 million people died
     
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    Sorry...that analogy doesn't work anymore. And it was a really crappy one even when the GOP trotted it out for the first time. Bring our troops home and let al Qaeda and the Iraqi insurgents fight it out amongst themselves. With any luck at all, they'll kill each other off ...problem solved. Our borders will be more secure and we'll have the manpower to deal with a disaster whether it's natural or man-made.
     
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    Well you got one thing right... "Bring the troops home so they can, You know Protect the homeland".... They cetainly will be doing that, maybe right in your backyard... Why do you libs want to fight this war on our soil? Because thats what will happen.
     
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    As an electrician, I can appreciate THAT.:rofl:
     
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    nuclear devices, then let's talk Bush: his schedule for securing the loose nuclear material of the former Soviet Union take 20 years, it's so slow. Scientific American ran a piece about a year ago saying it could be done in 2 years for a measly 8 billion dollars. If the writer, and RSR, are so worried about loose nuclear material (which I am, too), write to your President and denounce his current policy.

    Mariner.
     

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