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What Did One Boob Say To The Other?
- Thread starter Thunk
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From a Prairie Home Companion...
When God Made woman; she had not two boobs but three
It was then that God performed a little thing called surgery....
So when the woman stood in front of God with the boob in hand...
She said what do I do with this useless boob
It was then that God created Man.
When God Made woman; she had not two boobs but three
It was then that God performed a little thing called surgery....
So when the woman stood in front of God with the boob in hand...
She said what do I do with this useless boob
It was then that God created Man.
HikerGuy83
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From a Prairie Home Companion...
When God Made woman; she had not two boobs but three
It was then that God performed a little thing called surgery....
So when the woman stood in front of God with the boob in hand...
She said what do I do with this useless boob
It was then that God created Man.
Enjoyable !
What did one boob say to the other?
Nothing ... It's a 15 year old girl, who identified as male and had them chopped off ..
Nothing ... It's a 15 year old girl, who identified as male and had them chopped off ..
HikerGuy83
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take over thousands of miles! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say " nothing!", and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge!
The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take over thousands of miles! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say " nothing!", and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge!
You have competely lost it, as I used to frequently tell my ex .We better not hang so low or they'll think we're NUTS!
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You have competely lost it, as I used to frequently tell my ex .
Don't tell me you don't get this joke either?
Nudge , nudge , wink . Love a good joke . But what was it about ? Give me a clue? Why were nuts involved ? What sort?
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(Hint) The last place guys want to get kicked..Nudge , nudge , wink . Love a good joke . But what was it about ? Give me a clue? Why were nuts involved ? What sort?
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