Wednesday Funny

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    Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror.

    Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose

    weight was depressing her.

    In an act of desperation, she decided to call on help from God. "God...if you take away my love handles,

    I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.

    And just like that, her ears fell off.
     
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    :funnyface

     
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    Oh my goodness!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
     
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    Monica Lewinsky recently turned 30. Seems like only yesterday she was crawling on her hands and knees.
     
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    Now that is a GREAT play on words!
     
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    Very funny!... :clap: :clap: :clap:
     

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