LOL, there are no short skinny ugly people on the net are there?
Never see anyone say they have an average or small penis. The interweb has nothin but us supermodels and pornstars! LOL
I admit that I have an average penis......according to Family Doctors the average here in Texas is 12 inches.
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Hmm by texican figuring then Lonestar is about 4' 2" at 280 lbs?
for those of us not using the Texican measurement system.