Washington State Democrat Governor Jay Inslee Revealed To Be The Infamous Hijacker D.B. Cooper (satire)

[basquebromance]

the biggest unsolved mystery in history...uncovered!

Governor Jay Inslee Revealed To Be The Infamous Hijacker D.B. Cooper

Olympia, WA - After months of investigation, The Sasquatch Sun can reveal that Washington State Governor Jay Inslee is the infamous hijacker D.B. Cooper. D.B. Cooper was the name given to the man who hijacked and threatened to bomb a Boeing 727 plane near Portland, Oregon on November 24, 1971...

sasquatchsun.com

 

[Moonglow]

He's not old enough.

 

[Ben Thomson]

the biggest unsolved mystery in history...uncovered!

Governor Jay Inslee Revealed To Be The Infamous Hijacker D.B. Cooper

Olympia, WA - After months of investigation, The Sasquatch Sun can reveal that Washington State Governor Jay Inslee is the infamous hijacker D.B. Cooper. D.B. Cooper was the name given to the man who hijacked and threatened to bomb a Boeing 727 plane near Portland, Oregon on November 24, 1971...

sasquatchsun.com

Satire?..I guarantee you, Trump's cult will believe every word of it.

 

[basquebromance]

DB Cooper, we've been looking for you high and low
DB Cooper, where the fuck did you go

DB Cooper, it's fun to say out loud, DB COOPER, like JP Morgan