Vodka/Red Bull Christmas Pudding

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    It's getting close to Christmas, so I thought I would share this excellent recipe for Christmas pudding.

    Ingredients:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda flour
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    1 cup of lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    Some nuts
    1 bottle Vodka
    1 can of Red bull
    2 cups of dried fruit

    Method:

    Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality,
    pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull & drink. Repeat.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

    At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Flavour with red bull to taste. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuckin the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick fruit off floor.

    Mix on the turner.

    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a screwscriver.

    Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity - flavour with a little Bed Rull.

    Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

    Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.

    Pick up the can, mop the floor.

    Check the vodka.

    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or whatever you can find.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and fall into bed.


    Cheers!
     
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    You can substitute the vodka for Jag if you want a more robust, licorice-y taste.

    But I guess by the time you're using a screwdriver to get the fried druit out of the beater, it doesn't really matter what you're drinking anymore; it all tastes the same. :cool:
     

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