oatmeal cookies.....wtf?

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    so i am a sucker for oatmeal cookies with raisins...so i realize i am running low on brown sugar and raisins...i like golden for my cookies....so off to shitty kitty (aka food lion)
    i get a few things...my brown sugar and my golden raisins....i get home i am well into the cookie recipe when i realize ...no golden raisins....whoa...no brown sugar...wtf?

    so i call the shitty kitty and guess what....they left out one of my bags....

    okay i can live with that..human error and all...but the lady on the phone keep laughing...even after i told her ...i was not amused...to make it worse...she is the ex gf of a long time friend of mine....

    so i call a friend who owns one of them out in the middle of nowhere...and yes it costs more here..stores...

    "ya got golden raisins"

    "no just the shiveled black ones"

    "damn it"

    "are you really pissed off cause i dont have golden raisins"

    so then i have to tell her the story...which amuses her....

    hubby is on his way to her place to get the shivereled up raisins....

    yes he is a champ....but he is always getting beer....which he pointed out...a good loving wife would have gotten him today...
     
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    The man does have a point.
     
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    I sure could go for some good oatmeal raisin cookies.
     
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    Fuck oatmeal cookies.

    I with da man. I could go for a beer.
     
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    i would invite yall down but i only have shriveled up raisins...and yes that is the 3rd spelling of that word....

    i am pouting...husband is making fun of me....just not the same without golden raisins...he is volunteering to eat my horrible cookies...

    <---just gave zoom a lecture on working with failures in cooking....
     
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    *pushing a heinie your way*
     
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    hmmm...wish I could

    Watching the kids tonight while wife is at a function. Baby is asleep, middle is watching Caillou next to me, and waiting on oldest to get home from cheerleading practice.
     
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    *moves the bong to behind the chair* sorry didnt realize it was rug rat night for ya....
     
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    :lol:

    The bong left the house about 14 years ago in my case.
     
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    Although I do have to say, my kids have some pretty hip parents.

    I'm sitting here listening to Green Day, Sum 41, etc.

    I remember my parents listening to Carly Simon.
     

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