Vienna Sausage nightmare!

[miketx]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

 

[norwegen]

Found it!

 

[OldLady]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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That stuff is not good for you in about twenty different ways. If you're gonna eat shit like that for lunch, go microwave yourself a hotdog; at least that tastes decent.

 

[ZZ PUPPS]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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Must be the new "user interactive" can.

 

[Dick Foster]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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A rat probably ate it on the canning line. If you bitch to Armor, I'm sure they'll send you a sausage.

 

[OldLady]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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A rat probably ate it on the canning line. If you bitch to Armor, I'm sure they'll send you a sausage.

My guess is this is Armour's way of cutting down on product while charging the same price, ensuring you get less for your buck.

Update: Nope. I can't believe I did this but I actually googled it and there are seven sausages per can, per Armour. Don't let Mikey fool ya.

 

[miketx]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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Must be the new "user interactive" can.

Yeah, right? Perverts are all yammering to try it!

 

[miketx]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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A rat probably ate it on the canning line. If you bitch to Armor, I'm sure they'll send you a sausage.

Most likely it was a fluke because all the other cans were full. It's not worth complaining about.

 

[OldLady]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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You squished the middle one to the side of the can. There are seven per can, which your can holds.
Cheater.

 

[miketx]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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You squished the middle one to the side of the can. There are seven per can, which your can holds.
Cheater.

I did no such thing. It was like that when it was opened.

 

[OldLady]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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You squished the middle one to the side of the can. There are seven per can, which your can holds.
Cheater.

I did no such thing. It was like that when it was opened.

Sure, Mikey.

 

[Muhammed]

Found it!

The cat found it in miketx's ass. That's one brave kitty.

 

[OldLady]

I did get a tylenol bottle cap once in my sour cream and onion potato chips. It was all covered with flavoring and everything. A friend said I should write to the company and they'd send me a case free. I didn't do it though. Someone on the assembly line had a headache.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

I just had some nice smoked oysters and Stoned Wheat Thins.

 

[miketx]

Found it!

The cat found it in miketx's ass. That's one brave kitty.

off the roof top you go!

 

[OldLady]

I just had some nice smoked oysters and Stoned Wheat Thins.

Now THAT'S a lunch.

 

[Penelope]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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Maybe your little weenie can fit in there.

 

[miketx]

Inexcusable! Today I thought I would have a can of Armour Vienna Sausage. Now, I have almost 60 years experience with this stuff and NEVER before have I been so outraged as I was when I opened the can a little while ago!


The middle weenie was missing!!!

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Maybe your little weenie can fit in there.

If it did would you eat it?

 

[miketx]

I just had some nice smoked oysters and Stoned Wheat Thins.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Vienna Sausage nightmare!

Yikes! Did it get caught in your zipper?