Vandals Flip Smart Cars Over in San Francisco

[Chuckt]

Vandals Flip Smart Cars Over in San Francisco

They were either sitting on their headlights, rear bumpers high in the air, or vice versa.

Vandals Flip Smart Cars Over in San Francisco | NBC Bay Area

 

[boedicca]

I know I shouldn't, but this makes me laugh.

I can't stand those shitty little Smart Cars. They're death traps.

 

[Samson]

I know I shouldn't, but this makes me laugh.

I can't stand those shitty little Smart Cars. They're death traps.

Now we know who's been flipping smart cars

 

[Pogo]

I know I shouldn't, but this makes me laugh.

I can't stand those shitty little Smart Cars. They're death traps.

Are not. Don't buy this Detroit bullshit myth that size equals safety. If that were true we'd all be driving around in skyscrapers and motorcycles would be illegal.

Our cars are too damned big. THAT is a safety issue.

 

[Pogo]

I know I shouldn't, but this makes me laugh.

I can't stand those shitty little Smart Cars. They're death traps.

Now we know who's been flipping smart cars

Bo SOooooo busted.

 

[R.C. Christian]

Ugly little bastards those cars. Asian all the way.

 

[boedicca]

I know I shouldn't, but this makes me laugh.

I can't stand those shitty little Smart Cars. They're death traps.

Are not. Don't buy this Detroit bullshit myth that size equals safety. If that were true we'd all be driving around in skyscrapers and motorcycles would be illegal.

Our cars are too damned big. THAT is a safety issue.

You go ahead. I'll stick with my SUV.

 

[boedicca]

I know I shouldn't, but this makes me laugh.

I can't stand those shitty little Smart Cars. They're death traps.

Now we know who's been flipping smart cars

Bo SOooooo busted.

I wish I were buff enough to do it! Even though they are wee pieces-o-shit, they're still too heavy for me to pick up and flip.

 

[Pogo]

Ugly little bastards those cars. Asian all the way.

German actually (Mercedes).

The first time I saw one it was actually before they were sold here, so it still had the Mercedes marque. It was parked on the side of a street in New Orleans. Sideways.

You know the punchline -- "because they can". Nothing like practical.

 

[Samson]

Ugly little bastards those cars. Asian all the way.

Car Racists are the worst

 

[Samson]

Now we know who's been flipping smart cars

Bo SOooooo busted.

I wish I were buff enough to do it! Even though they are wee pieces-o-shit, they're still too heavy for me to pick up and flip.

So you tried.

 

[Pogo]

For their size they really don't get the gas mileage they should. That's largely because we won't let them sell the diesel version, like they have in Canada.

 

[Samson]

For their size they really don't get the gas mileage they should. That's largely because we won't let them sell the diesel version, like they have in Canada.

Plus the Canadian version has pedals

 

[Tank]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDU5BU_qSJU]Monster Smart - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Pogo]

Monster Smart - YouTube

Great video for demonstrating how safety goes down with the rising centre of gravity of the inverted bathtubs they laughingly call "SUVs" -- imagine this car actually taking a curve.

Now my MINI ... I have to keep getting out to see if it's riding on rails. You can't roll that car. You tell it "take this sudden sharp curve" and it just says "done".

 

[Political Junky]

Smart now makes an electric model.

 

[Rozman]

I think golf carts are bigger and may go faster.
I laugh my ass off when I see them on the highway...
Tempted to give them a little bump as I pass them going 40 MPH...
Do they issue onesies pajamas with a picture of Pajama boy on them.... lol

Gotta be Libs buying them..

 

[Pogo]

And then they laugh when they fit two to a parking space while you're still hunting.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Monster Smart - YouTube

Great video for demonstrating how safety goes down with the rising centre of gravity of the inverted bathtubs they laughingly call "SUVs" -- imagine this car actually taking a curve.

Now my MINI ... I have to keep getting out to see if it's riding on rails. You can't roll that car. You tell it "take this sudden sharp curve" and it just says "done".

But where do you store the key to wind it up?

 

[Moonglow]

back in the 1970's we used to move VW Bugs and other roadster imports...by hand, to another location, stupid jocks...