Valentines Day!

[jimnyc]

** Oh boy, my wife is going to be so happy! **

Cockroaches Suggested As Valentine Gifts

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. - Looking for a little something special for your valentine? How about a hissing cockroach? That's the suggestion from the folks at the Ross Park Zoo in Binghamton, N.Y.

The zoo is running a Valentine's Day adoption program called "Give Your Beauty a Beast."

For ten bucks, you can adopt a hissing cockroach for your sweetheart. The adoption includes a photo, cockroach fact sheet and a free pass for your special friend to visit the little hisser.

If a roach doesn't say "I love you," the zoo has some romantic alternatives. There's a bearded dragon, a black vulture and a bleeding heart dove.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...=/ap/20040203/ap_on_fe_st/cockroach_valentine

 

[Moi]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

 

[jon_forward]

aaa.....jim.....do you think they will refund the 10 bucks???? or do I re-read Moi's post???

 

[Jackass]

Moi, you seem on the fence about it...LOL

 

[Moi]

only one fear in life boys....cockroaches and crickets.

 

[jon_forward]

filing information just recieve from Moi under...."How to piss of Moi" use this as needed...

 

[WheatonGal]

not that it has to be jewelry, candy, flowers...but, for the love of PETE---PLEASE, no BUGS!!!!!! I'd like to see the giver of THAT one explain how he (because you know a woman wouldn't quite go for this LOL) thought of his lady love when he looked upon this hissing cockroach....yes, I can see that THAT would lead to...ahem, well, anyway.....

 

[jon_forward]

guaranteed shutoff...as in steel-trap.....not good boys

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by WheatonGal
not that it has to be jewelry, candy, flowers...but, for the love of PETE---PLEASE, no BUGS!!!!!! I'd like to see the giver of THAT one explain how he (because you know a woman wouldn't quite go for this LOL) thought of his lady love when he looked upon this hissing cockroach....yes, I can see that THAT would lead to...ahem, well, anyway.....

Hey, welcome to the board, WheatonGal!

 

[WheatonGal]

jimnyc-

I thank you. I'll soon be a regular, I'm sure

 

[Jeff]

Moi it isnt that bad...lol
Jeff

 

[Moi]

Um, Jeff. Reread my post on fear...then remember Jimmy's bathroom. EEEEkkkk

 

[Johnney]

maybe a chocolate covered one? or one of them suckers mounted on a ring? ear rings?

 

[jon_forward]

Johnney, do you have ANY idea how big these sumbitches are....most cats will RUN away from them....Dogs too!!!!!

 

[Johnney]

valentines day dinner? i have a guns...

 

[jon_forward]

these things have been here on earth since day #1 guns aint gonna help and when the conabear snaps shut dont come cryin to me..cause I warned ya...

 

[Johnney]

well, you fail to realize, as soon as you and jackass come pick her up... shes your problem...lol

 

[janeeng]

Hissing Cockroaches, yuk yuk! evilarnold has a ton of those creatures, and let me tell you, the do hiss! creepy crawlers!!!! No thanks!

yes, the crickets too, but then again, I had the pleasures of having one put into my piece of apple pie during Thanksgiving!

 

[jon_forward]

poor cricket!!!