‘Use lots of lube & enter anus slowly’: Chicago schools teach Anal Sex to 5th graders"

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    Two problems in that:

    1. Where in hell can you buy a horse whip?
    2. These days the bastards enjoy being whipped!
     
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    Horse whip
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    I'm sure they would enjoy it at first. Ya gotta get past the safe word point.
     
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    Yeah, then you can teach the 5th graders about S&M.
     
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    As usual, you misrepresent the entire situation. You didn't bother to include the Chicago Public School Spokesman's statement or the NBC news report about the obvious mistake.

    “The objectionable material presented at Andrew Jackson Language Academy this week is not and never was part of the student sexual education curriculum. It was mistakenly downloaded and included in the parent presentation, and we agree with parents it is not appropriate for elementary school students,” CPS spokesman Bill McCaffrey said in a statement. “As part of our sexual health education policy approved by the Board of Education in 2013, Chicago Public Schools offers a comprehensive sexual education curriculum that is designed to ensure age-appropriate material and minimum instructional minutes for every grade level, consisting of family and sexual health education topics for K-12 students.”

    Source: http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Parents-Shocked-by-Material-Mistakenly-Included-in-Presentation-on-Schools-New-Sex-Health-Curriculum-282788211.html#ixzz3PtcXLJIF
     
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    That's what Democrats are counting on. They need those young uneducated voters to keep Dem in power
     
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    So what is the issue exactly?
     
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    Homophobes and Christian Fundies running around screaming that the sky is falling!
     
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    Notice that teaching anal sex doesn't give way to a heightened state of concern by liberals over what is being taught to our children? PMH...if one finger by someone else is inserted in your asshole, it is fisting.
     
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    Yeah, but with a new Chicken Little scare each *week*? Even by fundie standards this is starting to look a tad hysteric.
     
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    Dude, I have no idea what you're inserting into your asshole. But a finger isn't a fist.

    And of course, these kids weren't being taught about anal sex.
     

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