UnConservatives: You Need My Help

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  1. g5000
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    I am seriously considering voting this November.

    I was not planning on it.

    A superior cause will defeat an inferior one, unless the superior cause becomes complacent. And after more than a decade of winning, the conservative movement became fat, dumb, and stupid.

    The fact the inferior Obama won the last election means it is the fault of the defectives who have taken over the superior cause of the conservative movement.

    I stopped voting in 2006 because the conservative movement has been hijacked by hypocrites, retards, nazis, psychos, chickenhawks, leeches, liars, and thieves. Did I say hypocrites? Can't say that enough!

    Bloated, big government, big spending, Big Brother paranoid schizophrenics.

    I blame the assholes who call themselves "conservatives" these days for the election of Obama and passing of ObamaCare. It is their mental defectiveness which allowed the liberals to gain the upper hand. These mental midgets are not capable of understanding that you do not need to make shit up if your cause is just. But they make shit up on the fly so often their stench is intolerable. And they lose as a result. Big time.

    Don't even think about retorting with a tu quoque fallacy. I am well aware of the liberals' faults. This is about us. This is about policing ourselves.

    The drooling UnConservative mob does not understand you do not need to harp on Obama's golf game if you know a fricking thing about the contents of a liberal bill and can discourse on it at length and tear it to shreds.

    These parroting bongwater drinkers have dumbed down the GOP to near oblivion. Whining about Michelle Obama's vacations, for fuck's sake!

    So I am now faced with the paradox of voting this November to help elect politicians who will eliminate Obamacare and thus rewarding the very assholes who are to blame for its very existence, or sticking to my principles and continuing my boycott of the GOP and thus helping Obamacare to become entrenched.

    Christ, this sucks!

    You assholes better get your shit together, because we have just been kicked in the nuts. Hard. Very hard. And it is going to be a long, uphill battle.

    We can win. We have a just cause on our side. You better figure out what it is, and stop parroting the bullshit which is dragging the entire country down. Start getting serious and widen your goddam intellectual bandwidth beyond that of a fucking bumper sticker!

    Read the fucking liberals' bills. Don't take some asshole pundit's word for what's in it. Christ, they have been so consistently wrong you think you would have figured that out by now. Think "death panels". You stupid rubes fell for that one hook, line, and sinker. And YOU LOST!

    Ask questions. Put on your critical thinking cap.

    And stop the hate of people who are not like you. You are coming across as unmitigated assholes.

    So if you are tired of getting kicked in the nuts over and over and over, I'm here to help.

    Or you can tell me to fuck off and die and you will find yourself being seriously embarrassed and butt hurt by me from now until November when Obama is re-elected.

    Your choice.

    I'm not the only one who feels this way. You've been losing wide swathes of demographics. How's that feel?

    When you lose, it's YOUR fault. You didn't bring your A-game. That's how it is in America.
     
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    With a two party system, it's unavoidable. There however is no substitute for Voice and Vigilance.
     
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    I have examined some of the third parties in depth. Others I dismissed out of hand for their obvious marixst leanings.

    Much of the Libertarian philosophy resonates with me, which is not surprising considering my boyhood idol was William F. Buckley. Unfortunately, I find the ratio of propellerheads to sane people in the Liberatarian party is greater than it is in the GOP.

    I'm kind of a buffet politico now. I pick a little here from this kettle, a little there from that kettle, and leave the rest. I avoid the Kool-Aid and the bongwater as much as possible.

    The Conservative kettle has not been replenished in some time. It has gone rancid and those who eat from it are scraping the bottom. Their explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting are really stinking up the place.

    They killed my appetite.
     
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    "Go fuck off and die."

    Hey, someone had to do it. Seriously though, I appreciate the long winded whine, but if you're here to help, you have to have solutions, not tell others to come up with one. That has got to be the stupidest thing ive ever encontered and it is noxious with LOLberalism.
     
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    How the hell do you think you're going to "win" anything if you don't vote?
     
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    Bravo! I couldn't say it better myself :up: :clap2:
     
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    Putting yourself on a pedestal serves no purpose for the conservative cause.
     
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    I have posted many solutions here. But they get drowned out in the noise over Obama's golf game and Mrs. Obama's vacations and other such unceasing dreck.
     
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    But you did manage to garner the support of a few rabid LOLberals. Nice work on the nonsolution, solution plan. You might want to vote Obama afterall. And no, im not voting for Romney.
     
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    a decade of winning?

    you miss 2008 or something?
     

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