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    The people that live above me are having sex again. I swear this girl is an aspiring porn star. The first few times it was funny, now it's just irritating.
     
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    they might be doing an online show.

    regardless, time for you to respond in kind with your own fun. call your girl and show them how its done.
     
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    I swear NATO, sometimes you're unimaginative.

    Here's what you do;

    Collect recordings of various sounds. You will need
    pigs squealing - LOTS of those
    fog horns
    sound of steam locomotive
    squealing tires and car crash sounds
    dogs barking
    excerpts from a fire-and-brimstone sermon (preferably by a black minister because they rock better than your average white boy)

    Mix all these together. Then get your stereo speakers and lay them flat on a tall shelf so that they're near the ceiling facing up.

    Next time you hear the show starting overhead, crank those puppies up at max volume. If that doesn't get the message to them the next step is to shine a spotlight through their bedroom window.
     
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    :teeth: true, forgive me my lack of imagination with this.
     
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    Ask to see what you have been hearing..... :)
     

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