UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short) - Lumpy take heed!

[Coyote]

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

 

[Ringel05]

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

 

[lizzie]

Hah! I love it!

 

[goldcatt]

Sounds about right!

 

[dilloduck]

Who woulda thunk it ? Women thinking with their vaginas.

 

[Ringel05]

Who woulda thunk it ? Women thinking with their vaginas.

 

[lizzie]

Who woulda thunk it ? Women thinking with their vaginas.

Really, it's a matter of women thinking with their estrogen, or the lack thereof.

 

[Ringel05]

Who woulda thunk it ? Women thinking with their vaginas.

Really, it's a matter of women thinking with their estrogen, or the lack thereof.

Kinda like men thinking with their testosterone or lack thereof.

 

[goldcatt]

Who woulda thunk it ? Women thinking with their vaginas.

Really, it's a matter of women thinking with their estrogen, or the lack thereof.

Who woulda thunk it? A man who doesn't know the difference between a woman's vagina and her ovaries.

 

[dilloduck]

Who woulda thunk it ? Women thinking with their vaginas.

Really, it's a matter of women thinking with their estrogen, or the lack thereof.

Who woulda thunk it? A man who doesn't know the difference between a woman's vagina and her ovaries.

You mean like a woman who doesn't know the difference between a man's testicles and penis ?
Both sexes are affected by hormones. Can everyone handle that ?

 

[editec]

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair.
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can't a woman be like that?
Why does every one do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do everything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up, well, like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please.
Whenever you're with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Of course not.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Nonsense.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Never.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Well, why can't a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then, there's one with slight defects.
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit,
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can't a woman take after a man?
'Cause men are so friendly, good-natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Of course not.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Nonsense.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?

Pickering
Never.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be like us?
[dialog]
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps;
Ready to help you through any mishaps;
Ready to buck you up whenever you're glum.
Why can't a woman be a chum?
Why is thinking something women never do?
And why is logic never even tried?
Straightening up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
Why can't a woman behave like a man?
If I was a woman who'd been to a ball,
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all;
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing,
Or carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?
Why can't a woman be like me?

I always find it amusing when closeted gay men (many of whom don't have a clue how gay they are) can't understand women.

The reason people cannot undestand the opposites sex is because, as yet, they don't understand their own sexuality.

Ladies?

You know those boys and men who seem ever to go out of their way to hurt your feelings and complain about how your gender is all screwed up?

They're gay!

A LOT of them actually already know that, of course, but a whole lot of them don't yet fully understand themselves that well, either, too.

Yeah, I am not saying this just to be provocative.

They protestest too much.

That ought to be the tip off.

Real men LIKE the fact that women aren't like men, ya know.

Seriously...we do!

 

[dilloduck]

Are you claiming that hormones don't affect men nor women's thinking?

 

[Shadow]

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair.
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can't a woman be like that?
Why does every one do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do everything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up, well, like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please.
Whenever you're with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Of course not.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Nonsense.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Never.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Well, why can't a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then, there's one with slight defects.
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit,
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can't a woman take after a man?
'Cause men are so friendly, good-natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Of course not.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?

COLONEL PICKERING:
Nonsense.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?

Pickering
Never.

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be like us?
[dialog]
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps;
Ready to help you through any mishaps;
Ready to buck you up whenever you're glum.
Why can't a woman be a chum?
Why is thinking something women never do?
And why is logic never even tried?
Straightening up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
Why can't a woman behave like a man?
If I was a woman who'd been to a ball,
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all;
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing,
Or carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?
Why can't a woman be like me?

I always find it amusing when closeted gay men (many of whom don't have a clue how gay they are) can't understand women.

The reason people cannot undestand the opposites sex is because, as yet, they don't understand their own sexuality.

Ladies?

You know those boys and men who seem ever to go out of their way to hurt your feelings and complain about how your gender is all screwed up?
They're gay!

A LOT of them actually already know that, of course, but a whole lot of them don't yet fully understand themselves that well, either, too.

Yeah, I am not saying this just to be provocative.

They protestest too much.

That ought to be the tip off.

Real men LIKE the fact that women aren't like men, ya know.

Seriously...we do!

I don't think men/boys who do the above are gay. Just assholes. It's all about power and control IMO. It has nothing to do with being confused about their sexuality. Most are completely aware of what they are doing and why they are doing it.

 

[Shadow]

Really, it's a matter of women thinking with their estrogen, or the lack thereof.

Who woulda thunk it? A man who doesn't know the difference between a woman's vagina and her ovaries.

You mean like a woman who doesn't know the difference between a man's testicles and penis ?
Both sexes are affected by hormones. Can everyone handle that ?

I agree Dillo...women can be every bit as insensitive to men's needs and feelings. It's a two way street.

 

[Barb]

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

OMG! Priceless, and SO true

 

[Barb]

Who woulda thunk it ? Women thinking with their vaginas.

Well, DUH!

 

[Barb]

Who woulda thunk it ? Women thinking with their vaginas.

Really, it's a matter of women thinking with their estrogen, or the lack thereof.

Same thing, really, as men thinking with the little head, or their testosterone.

 

[Barb]

Who woulda thunk it? A man who doesn't know the difference between a woman's vagina and her ovaries.

You mean like a woman who doesn't know the difference between a man's testicles and penis ?
Both sexes are affected by hormones. Can everyone handle that ?

I agree Dillo...women can be every bit as insensitive to men's needs and feelings. It's a two way street.

Its true. Women can be abusive, manipulative, clueless and crass.

 

[Skull Pilot]

Men find different women attractive depending on how close it is to last call.

 

[Barb]

Men find different women attractive depending on how close it is to last call.

There's that, too

Don't think a woman hasn't chewed her arm off in the morning though. Coyote love is universal.