I'm too pretty for jail

xotoxi

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Bitch...what you been smokin'???

The only "pretty" she is is pretty damn ugly.
 
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"OH NO YOU DI'INT JUST SAY I'M PRETTY DAMN UGLY!!! Come over here and I will give you a pretty damn good blow job and then we'll get pretty damn drunk."
 
i just dont get the snookie thing....she has a huge ass....and is short....combine that with stupid ...too pretty for jail....there is no shame in her game
 
i just dont get the snookie thing....she has a huge ass....and is short....combine that with stupid ...too pretty for jail....there is no shame in her game

I think people fall into the train wreck syndrome! They can't stand seeing what they are seeing, but they can't take their eyes off of it.
 
i just dont get the snookie thing....she has a huge ass....and is short....combine that with stupid ...too pretty for jail....there is no shame in her game

She's a perfect example of someone who is "absolutely useless".

Well, in the dark, if you were inebriated, I'm certain you'd change your mind......certainly you wouldn't be the first.

*NOTE TO SELF: Stay out of dark rooms when drunk.*
 
I'll admit I am a fan of the show! Something about watching a train wreck amuses me. Great job bring Angelina back! What a self-righteous bitch. I love the drama she brings. Nothing like a fat ugly girl who thinks she is god's gift to man!
 
i just dont get the snookie thing....she has a huge ass....and is short....combine that with stupid ...too pretty for jail....there is no shame in her game
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"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son".

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Men over 40 are into that show??:eusa_eh:
I'm not into that show, but it's quite the topic of conversation on other boards I frequent so I do know about it. Pop culture is all pervasive.

Example: I don't like Lady Gaga but I know a lot about her just because she's a hot topic of discussion on boards and is on TV seemingly 24/7. (apparently she has a penor)
 

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