Change One Letter in a Foreign Expression et...violà! Ex post fucto Lost in the mail. Veni, vipi, vici I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered. Cogito eggo sum I think; therefore I waffle. Rigor morris The cat is dead. Respondez s'il vous plaid Honk if you're Scottish. Que sera serf Life is feudal. Le roi est mort. Jive le roi The king is dead. No kidding. Pro bozo publico Support your local clown. Monage à trois I am three years old. Felix navidad Our cat has a boat. Haste cuisine Fast French food. Veni, vidi, vice I came, I saw, I partied Quip pro quo Fast retort Aloha oy Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you would never know Visa la france Don't leave your chateau without it Amicus puriae Platonic friend L'état, c'est moo I'm bossy around here Cogito, ergo spud I think, therefore I yam (OK, more than one letter) Veni, vidi, velcro I came, I saw, I stuck around (OK, another exception) Ich bit ein berliner He deserved it. Zitgeist The Clearasil doesn't quite cover it up. E pluribus anum Out of any group, there's always one Asshole.