Forget little Johnny. Here's Jack!!

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  1. scubamike
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    A joke. . ..

    First-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
    with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Jack,
    what is your problem?"

    Jack answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My
    sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she
    is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

    Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Jack to the
    principal's office. While Jack waited in the outer
    office, the teacher explained to the principal what
    the situation was.

    The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a
    test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
    he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.

    She agreed. Jack was brought in and the conditions
    were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 times 3?"
    Jack: "9"

    Principal: "What is 6 times 6?"
    Jack: "36"

    And so it went with every question the principal
    thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks
    at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Jack can go to
    the 3rd grade."

    Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
    questions." The principal and Jack both agreed.

    Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
    have only two of?"
    Jack, after a moment: "Legs."

    Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I do
    not have in mine?"
    The principal wondered, why does she ask such a
    question?
    Jack replied: "Pockets."

    Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps
    into?"
    Jack: "Pants"

    Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T,
    is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
    liquid?
    Jack: "Coconut"

    Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
    soft and sticky?
    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
    could stop the answer.
    Jack: "Bubble gum"

    Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
    do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"
    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
    could stop the answer.
    Jack: "Shake hands"

    Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
    'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
    Jack: "Firetruck"

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
    teacher,
    "Put Jack in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven
    questions wrong."

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    "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me." Emo Philips
     
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    :D

    I got more than THAT wrong!

    :cof:
     
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    hahahaha GREAT!

    I think I need to go back to kindergarten
     
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    funny joke!!

    i wonder was Ms. Brooks actually thinking/hoping tht Jack will answer all those questions in the naughty way..hehe :p:
     

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