Trump unsure who this Manafort guy is

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    The REAL story? He was actually Hillary's campaign chairman! :cool:

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Asked to comment on the arrest of Paul Manafort on Monday, Donald Trump told reporters that he was not sure “who this Manafort person is.”

    “There’s been a lot of talk about this guy, Peter Manafort, or whoever, this morning,” Trump said. “The name doesn’t really ring a bell with me. I’ll have to have someone Google him and figure out exactly who he’s supposed to be.”

    When reporters pointed out that Manafort had been his campaign chairman in 2016, Trump responded angrily. “I just told you I never heard of him,” he said. “What’s his name again? I can’t even remember his name. That’s proof.”

    Before bringing his conversation with reporters to an abrupt close, Trump offered a theory of who Manafort might be. “You’re telling me he ran a campaign,” Trump said. “If he ran anybody’s campaign, it was Hillary’s.”

    On Capitol Hill, Trump’s Republican defenders seized on his denial and called for immediate hearings to determine possible links between Hillary Clinton and Paul Manafort.

    “What’s becoming crystal clear is that, while pretending to be Donald Trump’s campaign chairman, Paul Manafort was actually Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman,” Representative Trey Gowdy, of South Carolina, said. “That’s the real story here.”​

    Trump Unsure Who This Manafort Person Is
     
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    I think Manafort was manufactured by Hillary to take the heat off of Benghazi
     
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    That is a BRILLIANT concept - Will send over to Sean Hannity right away!

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    Maybe Papadopoulos created Manafort and fellow indicted Trump man Gates out of sawdust?
     
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    Your link is satire written by a professional comedian.
    Better luck next time.
     
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