Trump Staffer Resigns After Given Impossible Task

BertramN

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Andy Hemming has resigned his position on the Big Orange Idiot’s staff.

Though most Americans are unfamiliar with his name, Hemming’s departure is not surprising, given the impossible task required in his position.

There are few, if any, days that pass since he entered the White House, that the Big Orange Idiot doesn’t do or say something stupid and/or embarrassing. The rapidity and regularity with which Big Orange commits these political faux pas makes it difficult for the media to keep up.

The list of such reports is very, very long, but even with their diligence, news’ staffs missed many events and incidents because they occurred and were then quickly overwhelmed by the Big Orange Idiot’s next act of stupidity.

It was Hemming’s daily assignment to sift through this avalanche of paper, video, and Internet reports and articles to find even a single word that appeared remotely positive about the Big Orange Idiot’s presidency. It was an impossible job because Big Orange’s presidency has done absolutely nothing positive. (Hemming’s knew from the beginning any of the crap from FOX, Limbaugh, and the like is NOT credible, so could not be used.)

Hemming’s could no longer deal with such an impossible undertaking, so he quit the job.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-staffer-responsible-finding-positive-085644570.html


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Hemming's job was, indeed, impossible. The only good news about Big Orange and his corrupt regime IS FAKE NEWS.






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