- Sep 22, 2013
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I like imagining funny conversations between Donald Trump and movie-stars (e.g., Tom Hardy --- Mad Max: Fury Road), since the new political climate creates interest in 'pedestrianism parodies.'
It's only a question of time until First Lady Melania Trump starts feeling frustrated about character-jokes targeted towards the notion that we've elected a 'token-capitalist' as President!
e.g., "Does your husband shop at Goodwill Stores?"
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HARDY: I like NHL video games on Playstation and Xbox.
TRUMP: You should play my Real Estate Tycoon video-game or SimCity...
HARDY: I'm not interested in business/industry.
TRUMP: Everyone in the modern age has to understand business/industry.
HARDY: Sounds like Harvard University is a terrorism-target threat then...
TRUMP: Probably also Boston's subway-transit system!
HARDY: Or anything that speaks to 'pedestrian activity,' huh?
TRUMP: That's correct. The Taliban attacked the World Trade Center, because they hated 'activity.'
HARDY: I wonder if terrorists are wary of American films about the Middle East (Spy Game/Syriana).
TRUMP: Spy Game (Brad Pitt) and Syriana (George Clooney) symbolize 'American optimism.'
HARDY: I bet ISIS is targeting Ellis Island (and the Statue of Liberty!).
TRUMP: We don't want to become anxious about commerce and traffic, and movies/monuments are valuable.
HARDY: In that case, Homeland Security should be directed towards the stabilization of schools and parks!
TRUMP: It's all fair game because of anti-commerce, which is why my real-estate video-game is important.
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It's only a question of time until First Lady Melania Trump starts feeling frustrated about character-jokes targeted towards the notion that we've elected a 'token-capitalist' as President!
e.g., "Does your husband shop at Goodwill Stores?"
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HARDY: I like NHL video games on Playstation and Xbox.
TRUMP: You should play my Real Estate Tycoon video-game or SimCity...
HARDY: I'm not interested in business/industry.
TRUMP: Everyone in the modern age has to understand business/industry.
HARDY: Sounds like Harvard University is a terrorism-target threat then...
TRUMP: Probably also Boston's subway-transit system!
HARDY: Or anything that speaks to 'pedestrian activity,' huh?
TRUMP: That's correct. The Taliban attacked the World Trade Center, because they hated 'activity.'
HARDY: I wonder if terrorists are wary of American films about the Middle East (Spy Game/Syriana).
TRUMP: Spy Game (Brad Pitt) and Syriana (George Clooney) symbolize 'American optimism.'
HARDY: I bet ISIS is targeting Ellis Island (and the Statue of Liberty!).
TRUMP: We don't want to become anxious about commerce and traffic, and movies/monuments are valuable.
HARDY: In that case, Homeland Security should be directed towards the stabilization of schools and parks!
TRUMP: It's all fair game because of anti-commerce, which is why my real-estate video-game is important.
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