Vandalshandle
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This just in. Trump has purchased Stone Mountain, in Georgia. Work on carving his likeness out of the mountain is being held up while he negotiates with sculptors to carve his likeness on each point of the compass on the mountain, so that it can be seen from anywhere in Georgia. He is also building a power plant at it's base so that the four neon "TRUMP" signs to be placed at the top will remain in perpetual enlightenment.