A mountain man came to the local village for his weekly supplies. He stopped off at the general store for some Mountain Dew and he went to the bookstore and got a copy of "Of Human Bondage." He left his packages at the local hotel till he was ready to go back up the mountain. When he got there, the soda was still there, but the book was missing. The clerk, seeing his confusion asked "Whats the matter?" "I found my pop, but I lost my Maughm"