Lay Off Letter From the Boss...

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  1. 007
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    Dear Employees:

    As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

    To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

    This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

    So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change...... I gave it to them.

    I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

    THE BOSS
     
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    Should've left it there.
     
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    I understand P. You lefties hate those stories about the destruction of the economy by the hands of your messiah OWEbama.

    I can't help you though. You're going to have to wake up and smell the coffee on your own.
     
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    more delusional obama derangement syndrome.
     
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    i rembember a similar joke about bush...

    oooooooooooooooooo how the left howled with laughfter.....

    funny how things change....or don't
     
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    Luissa Annoying Customer Supporting Member

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    I have seen this like 100 times, and it still isn't very funny.
     
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    Naaahh... I clearly see OWEbama for what he is Jill. A socialist, marxist, radical out to fundamentally change America. And those are his own words. I don't want his change, you do. That's about it.
     
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    CMike Zionist, proud to be

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    :clap2:
     
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    What's retarded is that you assume I'm a lefty :lol:
     

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