Top 10 accomplishments of Joe Biden

[Votto]

The Biden Administration's Top 10 Accomplishments Of 2023

From the border to the economy, President Biden has accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming. With so many incredible achievements for the Biden administration this year, narrowing them down was no easy task! Here are the top ten accomplishments of the Biden administration in 2023:

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The Biden Administration's Top 10 Accomplishments Of 2023
POLITICS·Dec 30, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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From the border to the economy, President Biden has accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming. With so many incredible achievements for the Biden administration this year, narrowing them down was no easy task! Here are the top ten accomplishments of the Biden administration in 2023:

1. Reduced American obesity rate by 50%: Cleverly done by simply making food unaffordable.
2. Cleaned up all the cocaine bags someone was leaving around the White House: Decency restored!
3. Kept American hostages safe from junk fees during their stay with Hamas: Not one single junk fee!
4. Set all-time record for people illegally streaming into the U.S.: Because he's the most popular President ever. Numbers don't lie.
5. Raised dementia awareness by 400%: Also, sandbag awareness.
6. Created record numbers of new billionaires: They're all in Ukraine, but still.
7. Promoted transparency by releasing several "Behind-the-Scenes" videos from Capitol staffers: Campaign promise, delivered.
8. Saved democracy by arresting political opponents and not allowing people to vote for anyone else: Thanks, Joe!
9. Set new record by spending 40% of time on vacation: Finally giving Delaware Beach the attention it so richly deserves.
10. Heroically stayed alive to save America from a Kamala Harris Presidency: We salute you, Mr. Biden!

What can't Biden do?? We can't wait to see what Joe has up his sleeve in 2024!

 

[Godboy]

By the way, no president in the history of the US, even a thousand years from now, will EVER reach "40% of time spent on vacation". The only future president who will come close to something like this will be because he spent many months in a hospital due to some extreme medical condition. No one will EVER spend this much time on actual vacation again.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Joe Biden broke the glass ceiling for imbeciles and pedos.

 

[Winco]

Golfing every weekend automatically accounts for 28%.