Too funny! 20 things I would trust before CNN

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I found this at Breitbart. Killer post.

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20 things I trust before CNN!!!

• Riding no seatbelt with Kaitlyn

• Mexican tap water

• A wolverine with a 'pet me' sign

• A mixed drink made by Bill Cosby

• Islamic Daycare center

• Brian Williams memory

• Loch Ness monster sightings

• OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

• A North Korea "Satellite" launch

• Hilary Clinton's investigation into Bengazi

• Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

• Gas station Sushi

• A Jimmy Carter economic plan

• Bill Clinton's claim he never had inappropriate relationships

• Michael Jackson's Doctor

• Bernie Sanders running a KFC

• Obama's investigation into the IRS Targeting Scandal

• The Boy that cried Wolf

• Dick Cheney's gun handling skills

• Tying Anthony Weiner's shoes

Watch: Alex Marlow Talks Media, Free Speech, and Rhetoric with Bill Maher - Breitbart
 
To add:

Hillary safeguarding my wallet.

Government health care.

An airplane designed by politicians.

Hell, make that anything designed by politicians.

A liberal with a gun.

Hell, a liberal with anything.
 
I found this at Breitbart. Killer post.

:lol:

20 things I trust before CNN!!!

• Riding no seatbelt with Kaitlyn

• Mexican tap water

• A wolverine with a 'pet me' sign

• A mixed drink made by Bill Cosby

• Islamic Daycare center

• Brian Williams memory

• Loch Ness monster sightings

• OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

• A North Korea "Satellite" launch

• Hilary Clinton's investigation into Bengazi

• Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

• Gas station Sushi

• A Jimmy Carter economic plan

• Bill Clinton's claim he never had inappropriate relationships

• Michael Jackson's Doctor

• Bernie Sanders running a KFC

• Obama's investigation into the IRS Targeting Scandal

• The Boy that cried Wolf

• Dick Cheney's gun handling skills

• Tying Anthony Weiner's shoes

Watch: Alex Marlow Talks Media, Free Speech, and Rhetoric with Bill Maher - Breitbart


Bernie Madoff managing my money.

Reality Winner with Top Secret info.

Lisa Bloom to save my career.


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Most Conservatives and other normal thinking Americans don't give two hoots about Russia or Putin. It is Liberals whose day revolves around the Russian boogeyman.
 
:desk:This is revealing.....Putin is more believable than CNN.

Most conservatives trust Putin before anything these days. Russia is their default go-to source for all information.


I would believe Putin over any leftard or neocon politician or pundit....that's for damn sure. You and those like you suck down what your lying lamestream media tells you because you would rather hear pretty little lies than the ugly truth.
 
I would believe Putin over any leftard or neocon politician or pundit....that's for damn sure. You and those like you suck down what your lying lamestream media tells you because you would rather hear pretty little lies than the ugly truth.

Keep listening to that talk radio, Dale. It will tell only you what the cult wants you to hear. That will keep your cultist mind pure, free of any corrupt influences that come from outside the cult.
 
I would believe Putin over any leftard or neocon politician or pundit....that's for damn sure. You and those like you suck down what your lying lamestream media tells you because you would rather hear pretty little lies than the ugly truth.

Keep listening to that talk radio, Dale. It will tell only you what the cult wants you to hear. That will keep your cultist mind pure, free of any corrupt influences that come from outside the cult.


I don't listen to talk radio and I don't listen to leftards either. You and your ilk are nothing but a cancer.
 
:desk:This is revealing.....Putin is more believable than CNN.

Most conservatives trust Putin before anything these days. Russia is their default go-to source for all information.
Nope.......we still don't and shouldn't trust Russia.....but CNN is worse.
I remember how CNN acted when I was working for the UN back in the 90s. CNN always sided with our enemies against our troops.
 

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