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Tom Brady...tsk tsk
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1stRambo
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Yo, yes dear, but Brady could retire now if he wished, he has plenty of money!
"GTP"
Bonzi
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the "new" America's team! Go Pats!!!!
I thought this was the only choice that the NFLPA and Brady in particular gave them. There was no way the NFL could turn its back on a suspension.
Brady will take it to federal court and with the CBA issue, I think it will be overturned, however one never knows how a judge will look at it.
Brady will take it to federal court and with the CBA issue, I think it will be overturned, however one never knows how a judge will look at it.
1stRambo
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I thought this was the only choice that the NFLPA and Brady in particular gave them. There was no way the NFL could turn its back on a suspension.
Brady will take it to federal court and with the CBA issue, I think it will be overturned, however one never knows how a judge will look at it.
Yo, if he is a Socialist Pig, then Brady should not waste his time!
"GTP"
#whitequarterbacklivesmatter
BluePhantom
Educator (of liberals)
Personally I sympathize with Tom because something very similar happened to me. See, these women came forward and told my wife that I have been having affairs with them. They said that the texts (some allegedly with pictures) on my phone will prove it. Total lies, of course. So my wife confronts me and demands to see my phone so she can check the texts. Obviously as I am innocent I have no problem with that but while looking her straight in the eye, denying it, and declaring my undying love for her, I accidentally drop my phone. No big deal. I bend over to pick it up, and accidentally crush it with my heel. I am so frustrated, that without thinking, I kick the smashed phone full force into the wall, and underneath the refrigerator.
Still declaring my innocence (and my undying love), I seek to retrieve the phone from underneath the refrigerator, but I can’t get to it as the refrigerator is inconveniently wedged between the built-in cabinets and the wall in a very narrow space. I am able to pull the refrigerator out a bit from the wall so there is a space there and I can see the phone, but still can’t reach it. By now, I am frantic to prove my innocence, so I run to the garage (still declaring my undying love) to get a tool long enough to try to get to the phone. In my haste, I grab for the first tool that looks like it will do the trick, a sledge hammer. I rush into the kitchen in front of my sobbing wife (all the while declaring my undying love for her) and make several attempts to get to the phone with the sledge hammer.
To my chagrin, my effort to pin the phone with the sledge hammer and slide it up the wall was a failure. I only succeed in smashing the phone with forty seven consecutive blows to the face of it. Realizing that I may have utilized the wrong implement, I rush back to the garage (declaring my undying love for my wife between frantic, halted breaths) and come back to the kitchen with a pick-axe. This was a much better choice because after twenty six, full frontal blows to the face of the phone, I am finally able to impale and retrieve it.
Unfortunately as I begin to hand it to my wife to finally prove my innocence I quite clumsily drop it in a moving blender. Well it throws up sparks and starts to smoke so the only way to stop that was to pour water all over it so it didn't catch on fire. Then I was finally able to get to the phone and give it to my wife to demonstrate my complete innocence and my undying love for her.
Sadly, for some unknown reason, the phone had been rendered inoperable. To make matters worse, Verizon said that they suspect that the damage to it was not accidental, and that I will not be getting a free replacement phone under my maintenance plan. Fortunately, I have a very understanding wife who, like Patriots fans, believes me even in the midst of these vicious and false accusations against me.
So I can totally understand what Tom Brady is going through.
Still declaring my innocence (and my undying love), I seek to retrieve the phone from underneath the refrigerator, but I can’t get to it as the refrigerator is inconveniently wedged between the built-in cabinets and the wall in a very narrow space. I am able to pull the refrigerator out a bit from the wall so there is a space there and I can see the phone, but still can’t reach it. By now, I am frantic to prove my innocence, so I run to the garage (still declaring my undying love) to get a tool long enough to try to get to the phone. In my haste, I grab for the first tool that looks like it will do the trick, a sledge hammer. I rush into the kitchen in front of my sobbing wife (all the while declaring my undying love for her) and make several attempts to get to the phone with the sledge hammer.
To my chagrin, my effort to pin the phone with the sledge hammer and slide it up the wall was a failure. I only succeed in smashing the phone with forty seven consecutive blows to the face of it. Realizing that I may have utilized the wrong implement, I rush back to the garage (declaring my undying love for my wife between frantic, halted breaths) and come back to the kitchen with a pick-axe. This was a much better choice because after twenty six, full frontal blows to the face of the phone, I am finally able to impale and retrieve it.
Unfortunately as I begin to hand it to my wife to finally prove my innocence I quite clumsily drop it in a moving blender. Well it throws up sparks and starts to smoke so the only way to stop that was to pour water all over it so it didn't catch on fire. Then I was finally able to get to the phone and give it to my wife to demonstrate my complete innocence and my undying love for her.
Sadly, for some unknown reason, the phone had been rendered inoperable. To make matters worse, Verizon said that they suspect that the damage to it was not accidental, and that I will not be getting a free replacement phone under my maintenance plan. Fortunately, I have a very understanding wife who, like Patriots fans, believes me even in the midst of these vicious and false accusations against me.
So I can totally understand what Tom Brady is going through.
Personally I sympathize with Tom because something very similar happened to me. See, these women came forward and told my wife that I have been having affairs with them. They said that the texts (some allegedly with pictures) on my phone will prove it. Total lies, of course. So my wife confronts me and demands to see my phone so she can check the texts. Obviously as I am innocent I have no problem with that but while looking her straight in the eye, denying it, and declaring my undying love for her, I accidentally drop my phone. No big deal. I bend over to pick it up, and accidentally crush it with my heel. I am so frustrated, that without thinking, I kick the smashed phone full force into the wall, and underneath the refrigerator.
Still declaring my innocence (and my undying love), I seek to retrieve the phone from underneath the refrigerator, but I can’t get to it as the refrigerator is inconveniently wedged between the built-in cabinets and the wall in a very narrow space. I am able to pull the refrigerator out a bit from the wall so there is a space there and I can see the phone, but still can’t reach it. By now, I am frantic to prove my innocence, so I run to the garage (still declaring my undying love) to get a tool long enough to try to get to the phone. In my haste, I grab for the first tool that looks like it will do the trick, a sledge hammer. I rush into the kitchen in front of my sobbing wife (all the while declaring my undying love for her) and make several attempts to get to the phone with the sledge hammer.
To my chagrin, my effort to pin the phone with the sledge hammer and slide it up the wall was a failure. I only succeed in smashing the phone with forty seven consecutive blows to the face of it. Realizing that I may have utilized the wrong implement, I rush back to the garage (declaring my undying love for my wife between frantic, halted breaths) and come back to the kitchen with a pick-axe. This was a much better choice because after twenty six, full frontal blows to the face of the phone, I am finally able to impale and retrieve it.
Unfortunately as I begin to hand it to my wife to finally prove my innocence I quite clumsily drop it in a moving blender. Well it throws up sparks and starts to smoke so the only way to stop that was to pour water all over it so it didn't catch on fire. Then I was finally able to get to the phone and give it to my wife to demonstrate my complete innocence and my undying love for her.
Sadly, for some unknown reason, the phone had been rendered inoperable. To make matters worse, Verizon said that they suspect that the damage to it was not accidental, and that I will not be getting a free replacement phone under my maintenance plan. Fortunately, I have a very understanding wife who, like Patriots fans, believes me even in the midst of these vicious and false accusations against me.
So I can totally understand what Tom Brady is going through.
May I forward this work of art to some Putriot fans? Thank you in advance!
BluePhantom
Educator (of liberals)
Personally I sympathize with Tom because something very similar happened to me. See, these women came forward and told my wife that I have been having affairs with them. They said that the texts (some allegedly with pictures) on my phone will prove it. Total lies, of course. So my wife confronts me and demands to see my phone so she can check the texts. Obviously as I am innocent I have no problem with that but while looking her straight in the eye, denying it, and declaring my undying love for her, I accidentally drop my phone. No big deal. I bend over to pick it up, and accidentally crush it with my heel. I am so frustrated, that without thinking, I kick the smashed phone full force into the wall, and underneath the refrigerator.
Still declaring my innocence (and my undying love), I seek to retrieve the phone from underneath the refrigerator, but I can’t get to it as the refrigerator is inconveniently wedged between the built-in cabinets and the wall in a very narrow space. I am able to pull the refrigerator out a bit from the wall so there is a space there and I can see the phone, but still can’t reach it. By now, I am frantic to prove my innocence, so I run to the garage (still declaring my undying love) to get a tool long enough to try to get to the phone. In my haste, I grab for the first tool that looks like it will do the trick, a sledge hammer. I rush into the kitchen in front of my sobbing wife (all the while declaring my undying love for her) and make several attempts to get to the phone with the sledge hammer.
To my chagrin, my effort to pin the phone with the sledge hammer and slide it up the wall was a failure. I only succeed in smashing the phone with forty seven consecutive blows to the face of it. Realizing that I may have utilized the wrong implement, I rush back to the garage (declaring my undying love for my wife between frantic, halted breaths) and come back to the kitchen with a pick-axe. This was a much better choice because after twenty six, full frontal blows to the face of the phone, I am finally able to impale and retrieve it.
Unfortunately as I begin to hand it to my wife to finally prove my innocence I quite clumsily drop it in a moving blender. Well it throws up sparks and starts to smoke so the only way to stop that was to pour water all over it so it didn't catch on fire. Then I was finally able to get to the phone and give it to my wife to demonstrate my complete innocence and my undying love for her.
Sadly, for some unknown reason, the phone had been rendered inoperable. To make matters worse, Verizon said that they suspect that the damage to it was not accidental, and that I will not be getting a free replacement phone under my maintenance plan. Fortunately, I have a very understanding wife who, like Patriots fans, believes me even in the midst of these vicious and false accusations against me.
So I can totally understand what Tom Brady is going through.
May I forward this work of art to some Putriot fans? Thank you in advance!
By all means.
TrinityPower
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But Brady will always leave you with a shit eating gri...I mean a smile
I wouldn't want to play the Patriots game 5 and on next year. Brady will be looking for blood.
He will get an injunction and will play until the court case is settled.
I wouldn't want to play the Patriots game 5 and on next year. Brady will be looking for blood.
He will get an injunction and will play until the court case is settled.
I would love to see him testify and tell everyone how his cell phone was destroyed....Shady Brady is and always has been a cheater along with the rest of his Cheatriots!
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I wouldn't want to play the Patriots game 5 and on next year. Brady will be looking for blood.
He will get an injunction and will play until the court case is settled.
I would love to see him testify and tell everyone how his cell phone was destroyed....Shady Brady is and always has been a cheater along with the rest of his Cheatriots!
"Mr. Brady's affirmative action to ensure that this information would not be available leads me to conclude that he was attempting to conceal evidence of his personal involvement in the tampering scheme, just as he had concealed for months the fact that he had destroyed his cellphone requested by the investigators."
NFL explains why Tom Brady destroying his cell phone killed his appeal - Business Insider
Cheating is how a 6th round draft pick becomes the face of the NFL.
BluePhantom
Educator (of liberals)
I wouldn't want to play the Patriots game 5 and on next year. Brady will be looking for blood.
He will get an injunction and will play until the court case is settled.
I would love to see him testify and tell everyone how his cell phone was destroyed....Shady Brady is and always has been a cheater along with the rest of his Cheatriots!
"Mr. Brady's affirmative action to ensure that this information would not be available leads me to conclude that he was attempting to conceal evidence of his personal involvement in the tampering scheme, just as he had concealed for months the fact that he had destroyed his cellphone requested by the investigators."
NFL explains why Tom Brady destroying his cell phone killed his appeal - Business Insider
Cheating is how a 6th round draft pick becomes the face of the NFL.
I just read Goodell's full report on his arbitration ruling. I have to say. It is brilliantly written, extremely solid, and completely devastating to Brady. I particularly agreed with the part where Goodell writes that not only is the punishment appropriate and in keeping with the CBA, but that Brady and the Patriots should feel damned lucky it wasn't worse. Brady has no chance of winning this appeal in court
Here's the link to the report: http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/photo/2015/07/28/0ap3000000504265.pdf
Personally I sympathize with Tom because something very similar happened to me. See, these women came forward and told my wife that I have been having affairs with them. They said that the texts (some allegedly with pictures) on my phone will prove it. Total lies, of course. So my wife confronts me and demands to see my phone so she can check the texts. Obviously as I am innocent I have no problem with that but while looking her straight in the eye, denying it, and declaring my undying love for her, I accidentally drop my phone. No big deal. I bend over to pick it up, and accidentally crush it with my heel. I am so frustrated, that without thinking, I kick the smashed phone full force into the wall, and underneath the refrigerator.
Still declaring my innocence (and my undying love), I seek to retrieve the phone from underneath the refrigerator, but I can’t get to it as the refrigerator is inconveniently wedged between the built-in cabinets and the wall in a very narrow space. I am able to pull the refrigerator out a bit from the wall so there is a space there and I can see the phone, but still can’t reach it. By now, I am frantic to prove my innocence, so I run to the garage (still declaring my undying love) to get a tool long enough to try to get to the phone. In my haste, I grab for the first tool that looks like it will do the trick, a sledge hammer. I rush into the kitchen in front of my sobbing wife (all the while declaring my undying love for her) and make several attempts to get to the phone with the sledge hammer.
To my chagrin, my effort to pin the phone with the sledge hammer and slide it up the wall was a failure. I only succeed in smashing the phone with forty seven consecutive blows to the face of it. Realizing that I may have utilized the wrong implement, I rush back to the garage (declaring my undying love for my wife between frantic, halted breaths) and come back to the kitchen with a pick-axe. This was a much better choice because after twenty six, full frontal blows to the face of the phone, I am finally able to impale and retrieve it.
Unfortunately as I begin to hand it to my wife to finally prove my innocence I quite clumsily drop it in a moving blender. Well it throws up sparks and starts to smoke so the only way to stop that was to pour water all over it so it didn't catch on fire. Then I was finally able to get to the phone and give it to my wife to demonstrate my complete innocence and my undying love for her.
Sadly, for some unknown reason, the phone had been rendered inoperable. To make matters worse, Verizon said that they suspect that the damage to it was not accidental, and that I will not be getting a free replacement phone under my maintenance plan. Fortunately, I have a very understanding wife who, like Patriots fans, believes me even in the midst of these vicious and false accusations against me.
So I can totally understand what Tom Brady is going through.
I have sent this work of art on. You are now a Published Writer!
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except the REAL Tom Brady has been exposed now.Since he wont be able to cheat anymore,dont expect them to call him TOM TERRIFIC anymore or expect them to win anymore championships.I wouldn't want to play the Patriots game 5 and on next year. Brady will be looking for blood.
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I wonder what the brady ass kissers have to say NOW.
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