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    saltshaker Im over what damn hill?

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    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra

    I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. James Holt McGavra

    'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison

    'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Anonymous

    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud

    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette
     
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    Marriage is like a pack of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts
    and a diamond. By the end, you'll wish you had a club and a spade.
     
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