This Viking warrior just took "death diving" ALL THE WAY TO VALHALLA AND BEYOND

[Deplorable Yankee]

We just reported on this trend of "death diving" over on TikTok, where kids are competing to see who can become a quadriplegic the fastest.


They might as well all quit because this legend can't be beat.

Say hello to "death diving," the latest absurd trend on TikTok

When civilizations of the future look back on this era in human history, they will surely have one question and one question only: "Why?"

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That's some crazy ass shit right there.... mostly White men of course

 

[Flash]

That's some crazy ass shit right there.... mostly White men of course

Whitest of White at that.

 

[johngaltshrugged]

Yeah, I've done some pretty crazy sh!+ before but that's just f*ng nutz, especially in winter.
That water has to be so cold & at least 80 ft.
I doubt the dude had any clot shots 'cuz that could stop even a healthy heart without myocarditis

 

[1srelluc]

I say let's not get in Darwin's way.

 

[whitehall]

The Darwin Awards. Presented (posthumously) to persons who have removed themselves from the human genome in a spectacular fashion.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Although if is was forced to do that or take the jab ....I got better odds leaping ...

 

[Vastator]

People cliff dive, and polar bear swim all the time. I don't see what the big deal is really...

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

People cliff dive, and polar bear swim all the time. I don't see what the big deal is really...

As long as ya land right

Have ya ever dove or jumped from a height?

 

[Vastator]

As long as ya land right

Have ya ever dove or jumped from a height?

Yeah. We used to bridge jump all the time as kids.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Yeah. We used to bridge jump all the time as kids.

I've done mines and crazy ass make sure ya clear the rocks below lake ropes..guy was pretty high

 

[Vastator]

I've done mines and crazy ass make sure ya clear the rocks below lake ropes..guy was pretty high

Folks eventually got worked up into a tizzy about it, and the county dozed the hole shallow so we couldn't jump there anymore.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Folks eventually got worked up into a tizzy about it, and the county dozed the hole shallow so we couldn't jump there anymore.

Karen's ...whaddya gonna do

You can get fucked up if ya land wrong..once I fell off a horse in the rain...most painful spill I probably ever took...

When I hit the ground and went sliding down the hill I automatically reached to stop myself from sliding ....I grabbed a rotten piece of rail road tie ...splinters up under my fingernails all the way up my forearm ...it was torture getting em pulled out ...I couldn't get a lot of em out that were under my fingernails ..i wound up in the er ...


It was a small hospital in very rural ny ....back then thier wasn't 75 Mexicans in the waiting room...I was the only patient ..two nurses and a doctor plucked me... Couple stitches here and there ..125 bucks cash

ive had broken bones an stuff ...that was an extra painful experience

 

[Vastator]

Same neck of the woods where I had my "adventures". Fortunately I never had to rush to the ER. The closest hospital sucked, and the better option was 40 minutes away depending on the time of year...